Homegirl doesn't wear wigs because her hair was weaved by God. She also got them natural, long,can opener nails. Keratin is Homegirls middle name, and her nick name in college was Hair,Skin and Nails. Yo girl is Sally Hansen's dream come true. One day Homegirl awoke, and as the Egyptian Cotton sheets tickled her tootsies, a shooting pain sent shivers up her shorts! She lifted her silk eye mask to find an irritated big toe! She could barely strap on her stilettos when a single tear rolled down her rosy cheeks. Yo girl was KO'd by her frail phalange. Ray Charles could see this inflammation. She tossed away her plans and sought out a toe doctor. Yo girl found Dr. Spiri and they took her same day! Sure Homegirl did some sweet talkin' but they were very accommodating. When Homegirl met the doctor, he seemed to be very comfortable around feet. He initially didn't use gloves! At this point Homegirl is praying to the Lord almighty that this man don't have a foot fetish. These feet ain't free! Her freshly painted piggies have made her a lot of cash for the stash. Put it this way-if you've cracked open a magazine, then you've seen Homegirls dogs. These feet put Homegirl through college. Now Homegirls ingrown toenail required Novocain and a major extraction. If Homegirls joined a basketball team she'd be on the Clippers. Doctor dug out chunks like he was ready for re-sale. You'd be surprised the things yo girl finds on eBay when she searches her own name. While the procedure wasn't painless, he really did do a great job. He communicated well and was very pleasant. Homegirl now has to keep her big toe bandaged for a week. She already lost a modeling job this week because of her faux pas. But don't fret, Homegirl was going to drop them anyways. She's got a index card full of paying patrons. These feet will be throwing it up as soon as her toe nail can be acrylic-ed. She don't believe in falsifying this perfection but with money on the line, Homegirl has got to make this one excuse. Her arches will be poppin' and lockin' in a pair of Ferragamos very soon. read more