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4.0 (3 reviews)
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Captains Table

Captains Table

2.3(3 reviews)
0.0 mi

Been here many times at the WEEKEND....The food here is British way of cooking......special…read morebreakfast with toast-- quantity,quality and price....you wont beat it. Jacket potatoe,prawns and salad.....loved it. FISH and CHIPS.....I havent had better anywhere. Dont take notice of bad reviews. If anywhere was any where near as bad as... bad reviewers say, they wouldnt survive. This place been going for many years

Went to the captins table today with my family which included my 18 month old and my handycapt…read moresister-in law. All i can say is i would not recomend this to any one. The staff are extreamly rude and un helpful, we waited 1:30mins for our meals which were of an average standar but really how can you go wrong with sausage egg and chips. Excuses were "we are very busy today" well with a less then full seating area and 4 staff on duty i think this is a poor effort, not to mention the meal was £40 and i felt cheated out of my money if im honest, i wanted to walk out and not pay it was that bad. The general running of the resterant was pretty shabby considering some of the other resterants under the arched are very good quolity. All in all was a terrible experiance and we were not the only ones who thought this. the table behine us left after 35 minuets and the elderly lady who had been waiting for along time also left before her meal arrived... the staff member who was dealing with the elderly woman said" do you want your food or not" i mean how can you speak to a customer like this its just unreal. Dont waist your time going here just go to one of the other resterants allong the promanard..

The Remedy Tearoom - Eggs Florentine at the Remedy Tearooms.

The Remedy Tearoom

1.7(3 reviews)
0.9 mi

The food was lukewarm, the tea was tepid for my Full English breakfast...same for my partner's…read morebreakfast I recommend choosing another restaurant

A mixed bag of lovely quiant tearoom and, er truckers cafe!…read more In my quest to find the perfect tearoom for myself and the offsprog , of course I had to try this new place. From the outside, it is beautifully inviting. Traditional oak tables and painted dressers stacked with tea caddies mix with wing backed sofa chairs and shaker style panel cupboards. There wasn't loads of room for 2 prams but they did have a very good high chair. The tea menu is very impressive. I opted for a black tea with cherry and rum. It was gorgeous, and, very importantly, in a teapot. This would have been perfect if it had accompanied with some hot water. My partner in tearoom crime had a hot chocolate. It was in a good sized glass mug reminiscent of a chain coffee shop. For lunch my Eggs Florentine were also nearly perfect. The hollandaise was far too thick and the eggs a little messy on presentation. But these are small points. The poached eggs were runny, the muffin perfectly toasted to golden, not soggy spinach, (yay!) and well, you can't really go wrong with smoked salmon. I wish the same could be said for my friends baguette melt. It came without the brie and onion marmalade so mouthwateringly stated on the menu and so was a baguette with some sliced sausage. It also came with a dismal looking side salad. I say salad, and if you are eating from a greasy spoon style van parked on the A61, it might be. Actually it was some looney looking chunks of iceberg lettuce, a slice of old tomatoe with a bit of a fibrous core and some thin slices of cucumber. It was sent back, but it took a good while and returned with the brie and onion marmalade. Sadly it was cold, so the brie didn't really melt. We decided not to complain again. After finishing we waited for 15 minutes, and there was no service for our plates, any pudding or the bill. That's business they are losing, both on a visit and the loss of return visits. This is a lovely little place, with some great tea on offer, but cruddy service and a halfway house attitude to their food really let them down.

Smileys - british - Updated May 2026

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