So here's what happened.. I was on i10 battling with a big brown bowel buster and he was about to win the fight, when I looked up and seen a big sign.. clean restrooms ahead! I thought to myself, wow this is exactly what I need in a time like this, I took the exit as quickly as possible and scurried into the store like an injured raccoon and was greeted by yet another big sign above the bathroom... clean restrooms... upon entering the stall I notice quite a few brown streaks around the seat.... Not clean. But I had no choice as I was still fighting. I quickly grabbed some toilet paper and gave the seat a good scrub and dry and sat down. It was like an igloo in that ho. Bowel movement was sloppy and runny.. my fault admittedly.. I went to wipe my turd duster and pulled of the last piece of construction paper from the roll, after a couple minutes of fighting to get the slider open for the other roll, I finally got it and then the roll was too big to get a decent stretch of paper off... also there was chicken salad in the sink read more