Let's start with the good - there were some cool shops selling snacks, clothing, artwork and more; the dancing and music performances were all excellent; and everyone was super friendly.
But the food situation was one of the worst experiences ever.
I love festivals, so whenever there is one in the City or Oakland, I try to attend. Pistahan, Carnaval, Haight-Ashbury, etc. So when I heard about a Polynesian festival I was intrigued. Florida doesn't exactly have a large Polynesian population. And of course I love food and trying authentic food.
You started inside the main hall to ORDER the food. This process took close to 30 minutes but the menu sounded great - kalua pork, coconut shrimp, burgers, chicken strips, and tons of sides. Figuring this would be fresh/home made I ordered a coconut shrimp platter, a cheeseburger platter, and lumpia. As I saw they were out of singles I even ordered $4 worth of raffle tickets to round out my order to $30 even. Look, I like to support local organizations and groups so willing to shell out more if it is worth while...
Similar to Mercy - after getting my order ticket I had to walk outside the main hall and wait in another line. And wait I did. Almost two hours. People in front and behind did the smart thing and left to get a refund. Fortunately there were spots to sit or lean while we waited, but at this point I was committed. Also fortunate were the people around me being nice and sharing conversation. After far too long I got to the counter to give them my ticket. I was told they were out of lumpia, so I requested extra coconut shrimp instead. After a few more minutes, I finally got my order.
Burger with cheese
Expectation: handmade burger with maybe some hawaiian seasoning, and a slice of cheese melted.
Reality: you know those super cheap frozen burger patties that can't be considered beef? Yeah, imagine that with a slice of cheese thrown on top. The spaghetti was the highlight.
Coconut shrimp: homemade recipe freshly fried, with homemade mac salad, like someone's favorite recipe.
Reality: frozen coconut shrimp, mac salad literally scooped out of a giant wholesale box marked "Macaroni Salad"
Again, I am happy to support local organizations, but $10/item and waiting almost two hours for wholesale quality items is insulting. They should have let people know this wasn't homemade stuff.
I am not opposed to supporting this even in the future, but hopefully they either get professional catering, buy a couple of pigs and have a huge bbq, or bring in food trucks. read more