For one of the few times in the years I have been on Yelp, my fellow Yelpers steered me wrong. I…read morecame here with really high expectations. I was presented an English menu. For the reviewer who mentioned English menus, I received one from the one waiter, as you did. A few minutes later, after I was seen taking a picture of the English menu, a different waiter gave me a menu in German, which I don't speak, with higher prices. Look at the Saganaki prices, as proof.
I've lived in Germany a while and I knew this was a hustle. I asked again, after a few minutes for the English menu and was told, "This is Germany, use the German one." I asked him to show me his English menu again. I was then told the English menu was 5 years old and prices changed. So, my fellow yelper four months ago used an English menu? There was no other English menu!
Food: Saganaki with shrimp. See picture. This dish was served so hot that the cheese dissolved before it was served and it was cheese sauce. Tastes like spicy cheese it from the can. 4 small shrimp. No saganaki. So much for authentic Greek.
Salad: German farmers salad. I ate so many, I knew. No olives in salad. No feta. Tasteless. Not greek and I know greek food.
Gyro meat: Not lamb. Crisped, burnt dry donner as if from the street. But not even street quality. Lamb? NO WAY! Tastes like the toss away from some dinner kebab shop that even drunks would reject.
Lamb chop: Crunchy, dry, well done. Please see the picture with the gristle. Would you eat that?
Suvalaki: OMG. Tastes like it was cooked in a kids "my little oven." Dry, baked, tasteless. Come on!
Tzaki sauce: Tastes like the mayo based special sauce on a big mac. No way any of this is homemade.
No one asked at any time if I enjoyed my dinner or would like another drink. I would have gladly offered my observations.
The bill reflected the higher prices, of course. As for the portions, I went to another restaurant after to fill my appetite.
Only remotely redeeming quality is that I heard what sounded like a Frank Sinatra song among the music. This place is Greek but plays Turkish music? Forgetaboutit! :)
No after dinner drink offered at all. Yelpers, don't be mislead. When I asked about it, the waiter shrugged his shoulders and said he didn't speak English! I believe this is a substandard kebab place from the street without even that quality food. Stay away! And, if you are a fellow American, run away!
