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    Scary Canary Cypress

    3.7 (25 reviews)
    Open 11:00 am - 12:00 AM (Next day)

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    Gonzo G.

    So if you read my earlier post about this place you know that I already thought it was a great place. But recently they showed me that not only are they a awesome bar with a great staff. But if you are in need of a place to have a work get together or private party, they got you covered. Justin the manager handled all the planning and the food was amazing. Not only that but Ashley and Lauren made sure that the adult beverages kept coming without having to wait forever. This place really is setting itself apart from other local bars and restaurants.

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    Matthew Q.

    We frequent this establishment often. The drinks are fair priced probably the least expensive out of all the nearby waterholes we've ever been to. The bartenders are solid and are familiar with all their regulars, and often times they're crushing it working the bar and serving patrons by themselves until a shift change. They try to keep it consistent with their speediness and engaging with the folks that come through there. The venue itself is pretty big inside and they have a good sized patio for corn hole and smoking out back. I've noticed you can also vape inside the establishment as I've heard people ask that a lot when we go out and a lot of places don't allow it, but this place doesn't seem to mind at all. The food we've tried have all been 8/10. The tater tots are crispy, filling and pair well with their house made gravy (almost had the taste of the gravy you'd use on biscuits which happened to be my fave there) the chicken tenders are good sized and crispy and juicy, the wings are much bigger in comparison to wings you'd get at pluckers or Buffalo Wild Wings and the burgers smell and taste great. I've seen a lot of people there definitely score the burgers and their boudin link with bbq sauce. The boudin was another fave of mine! We'll definitely keep coming back because the atmosphere is great, the bartenders are friendly and welcoming, and they have better bar food than any other place close to our home in that area. 11/10 would recommend! They provide daily specials and deals every day that their open up 11-8pm on their drinks and we've been a handful of times I don't ever believe our tab went over $100 for the amount we drank and ate for 6 people. I can go to Li'l Woodrow's or district 249 further up and 4-5 drinks in our tab would reach dang near $40-$50 whereas when we order what's on tap at Scary we wouldn't have even touched that price yet. Can't wait to go hang out again and try their other menu items to eat from! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6efvwLN/

    Smash burger with fries. Definitely worth a try.

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    i just wanna come on here and say how amazing my waiter Alex was. absolutely phenomenal and attentive service, will be coming back

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    1 year ago

    Best food and drinks in cypress, would recommend every time! The service is impeccable and the food can't be matched!

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    8 months ago

    Fun place that has normal bar food. The service was a little slow. Would give it another chance.

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    9 months ago

    Not a warm welcome and have to wait forever for a drink, especially when Shannon is working and this is when it's not busy.

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    While I recommend this place now, I sure hope they get more servers because customer service will kill any business.

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    Wife got some boring chicken wrap - wished she would have gone with her gut and done the smash burger.

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    Lots of seating at the Bar!!!!!
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