So, here's a story.. I went sightseeing with girlfriends (understand, I am a man), as I was in town and they decided to go shopping. Lucky me, right?! I stumbled behind the group of young women, who were talking a lot and more importantly: loud, while checking e-ve-ry store in town. It was not the best way of spending the day, you see?
See, men like uh, meat. And sports. And women. Who don't shop. Well, not WITH their men, you dig? Anyway, my female friends asked me why I was so quiet ("I'm a guy, we need less words to say what we want to say, that's why!"), and one of them knew me quite well, so she said: "HANGRY!", meaning angry because of hungry. Again, you get me.. right?
While they kept discussing something irrelevant, I saw this guy running away from us, wearing this red-ish apron. I can't deny it, he smelled good. Real good. No homo, but OMG it was gooood! The fragrance wasn't the new Chanel for men or whatsoever, it was just, good! Like really good, food.. And boy, did he run fast. "Good food, fast", I'd say.
So, this 'bored me' started running too, trying to catch him, because obviously, he had to be part of a good restaurant or something!
And then, he stopped. I stopped. The world stopped. There it was. The drop! 'SALSA SHOP', said the sign. I was, intrigued. Mexican food. To be honest with you, I normally don't like Mexican food that much, but boy, did this stuff smell great! So yeah, I ate it. All of it. There's nothing left. Sorry.
Ok I'm kidding. I just love it.
There's plenty left. All I'm trying to say, the food is just excellent. It's in no way 'fast food'. Not even close! The only thing 'fast' there is how fast you get to eat the meal you have assembled yourself! The meat, I had chicken and steak taco's, and salsas were great. So: 'Man-score: Check'. Was it spicy? I chose the hottest one, so yeah, it was. Check. Was it enough? Yes, although men are never satisfied when stuff is good. But still, check! The staff was nice, looked and more importantly, smelled good. No scratch that. The word I was looking for was 'great'. So, check!
CONCLUSION:
If you are a man and you're with women on a shopping spree, while being hangry and bored.. Go to SALSA SHOP and EAT!
If you're a woman on a shopping spree with a hangry, bored man.. Take him to SALSA SHOP, give him meat and get yourself a nice homemade margarita, senorita! He will thank you for it by going down on you that evening, trust me. It's that good! read more