The "slow down" farm to table dinner was the worst meal, worst wine, and maddeningly slow. Food was awful. Wine was worse -- home made nonsense and very very expensive. The owners while sincere were only interested in positive reinforcement from their friends while oblivious to many who were actually uncomfortable. Nearly impossible to get there unless you have a four-wheeler, the trip (on a small island) took forever.
Arrived at 5:30 excited about the rain forest experience, only to realize that everyone had byob'd, and we didn't know. An hour later, a man showed up with a cooler selling bottles of wine (6oz) for $10, for his homemade wine. It was terrible. By 10pm, we finally received our entree, and it was inedible. Do yourself a favor, don't be lured by the romance -- not worth it. read more