Freaking insanely cool place to get a haircut or in my case a beard trim. Was on a bikecation with wifey and 80 +mph and the beard was looking ragged. Jesse was beyond cool and fit me on saving the day. Scruff conquered. He is a true artist! Thx so much dude read more

Primitive Parlor - This is the grizzly adams before. Damn Jesse is an artist for sure! - Barbers Near Me - La Crosse, Wisconsin

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Iv had my hair cut by Matt at Primitive Parlor many times always happy when I leave. It's hard to find someone the does what you ask for the first time and is consistent with the haircuts that fallow. Would definitely recommend and plan on going back!!! read more

I've been taking my son to see Levi, the barber, here for a couple of years. My son is on the spectrum and haircuts were not always easy. Levi made him feel totally at ease in the chair. Levi chats with him, which he enjoys and his haircut is always amazing! We will be faithful customers of Levi's for years to come. The shop is completely inviting. Ease of scheduling online is a plus as well. read more

Had my hair cut here recently by Levi and this place is as trill as it gets! While I went for a more conservative hairstyle, Levi definitely has a knack for style and design that is second to none in La Crosse. His attention to detail and demeanor definitely make a Primitive Parlor a definite stop for men's haircuts. Plus his blade skills will give you the best shave of your life. But don't take my word for it, hit up his IG to see his awesome work for yourself: HYPE out of 10 To book an appointment: https://go.booker.com/#/location/PrimitiveParlor/service-categories read more

Business man finds himself in La Crosse needing a haircut. I didn't know where to go. Staff at the Charmont Hotel said this place was cool. They couldn't take me right away, call ahead, and sent me to nearby Breakfast Club which was wonderful. Came back in 45 mins and was greeted like a VIP. Wonderful couple runs the place. She gave me a amazing scalp tingling treatment experience and I walked out with a great haircut that I referred to as my "Hipster haircut". As I walked the exhibit hall one person after another who I knew commented on my cool haircut. I still have a great head of hair but suffice to say 60 year olds don't often get compliments on their haircuts. Give them a try. read more

Best barber/salon in La Crosse. Jenny, Autumn, and Levi are all masters in the art of hair. If you're looking for a place to get an excellent haircut, color, or any treatment I would highly recommend them!!! I have had my hair balayaged, cut, and had my eyebrows waxed many times and have always loved the results!! read more

I don't live in La Crosse anymore, but come back to visit my folks from time to time. Was delighted to discover Primitive Parlor. I'd let my beard grow all gnarly while visiting this time, and came in for a shave with Levi to clean things up. Got a tight clean shave I'm delighted with. Glad to have this new establishment in downtown La Crosse. Brings a nice touch of old school class to the area. Prices are very reasonable. Will be back for sure (gonna try out a massage too!). read more

Went there to get a fall/winter hair color (I am naturally blonde so wanted something dark but still have my natural colors coming through - picture is attached of what I showed her). They dye my hair and my whole head is now dirty blonde, the color of my roots. Was not happy so I told her it was not dark enough (Picture attached - blonde), she said she would re-dye it. She re-does it and now my whole head is dark brown and I have none of my natural color (still not like the picture -picture attached). At this point I have been there for 6 hours and just want to leave. She charges me for BOTH dyes. I go home crying.. after contacting them the next day once I have calmed down, all they say is "sorry for the miscommunication that I will be charged for both and that they can fix my hair if I want since I still don't like it". I do appreciate the offer but they screwed it up twice already so I don't really trust them anymore with my hair and no refund was ever offered for the second dye. I definitely will never be back. read more