While the typical ads aren't quite as bad as the 'two different things for your mouth for £1.49' that you see plastered in the windows of some boozers, it's still a place pitched at attracting you by copy which tries to wring stardust from a medium Pepsi.
But, of course, such is many pubs' lot these days. Slap bang at the end of town with no passing trade generated by commercial neighbours - it's just bordered by residential streets - it has to play the hand it's dealt. Food is the hook, with various two-fors or similar offers being the extra incentive.
That said, it does a big trade in wet sales; clearly a haven for regulars and a rendezvous point for the after-work or after-football crowd. In fact, the convergence of diners and drinkers, especially on its popular quiz night, makes things positively heaving - and that's not easy in a gigantic venue such as this.
And the dimensions seem to continue expending once you push past the various TV screens and quiz and cash machines. The garden is huge and, with the menu bidding at getting you through the door, it's an extra string to its bow: it has created an adventure playground for kids and getting them fed at the same time. While a bouncy castle is not an unusual sight, this remains a proper pub. It doesn't have loads of character, but a Wacky Warehouse this is not. read more