Ooohhh, a pirates life is a wonderful life!!! ..... And really bad eggs.... Drink up me hearties, yo ho!!
"El Loro"..... For those of you not in the know, i.e., my non Spanish speaking peeps... "The Parrot." Oddly enough, there wasn't a single parrot to be seen. :/
Don't let the English translation deter you from the heart pounding terror it fills your soul with. It sounds so much more menacing when you say it in Spanish. Go ahead, let it roll off your tongue. But, say it slowly.... El Loro..... Ooohh, did anyone else get the chills?!
Looking for a mighty fine vessel to commandeer, my eyes swiftly landed on the hard to miss- bound to strike fear into every man, woman, and child - red ship drifting just off shore. It had been so long since the last time I raid, pillaged and plundered that I felt it creeping up on me like an annoying mosquito. So, I enabled my able body crew and we fiercely took the ship for ourselves!
Destined by a fate that had yet to be revealed, we set sail! Destination unknown but we didn't care, we let the wind take us where it wanted us to go! To all the riches and pleasures of the world....or, possibly our deaths.
Ok.... So that's not quite what happened exactly. A family member wanted to go on a sight seeing tour so hey, why not do it on a pirate ship?! Makes things ten times more interesting already. Be on time though, it is the only pirate ship tour so if you miss it, chances are you won't be able to do it later that day.
As you're boarding, they snap your mug shot with a fellow pirate crew member of the ship. A nifty little souvenir that you can purchase later if you're into that thing. Our tour wasn't overly crowded so we sat where we wanted to but I suggest to at least get a seat near the rails. That way you can look out at the sites and sea. You never know what you might see out in that big blue ocean.
I'm a little peeved that on the other side of the ship there supposedly were some dolphins living it up. -_- Those elusive little suckers just seem to have something against me and have forbidden me to lay eyes upon them. What is it going to take?! One day though....
Once you're ready to set sail, the emcee for your lovely experience pledges you into a pirate for the trip. You give your oath to do all sorts of dastardly deeds with your new found title and we hit the open water!! Ready to sack any port we saw!
Bring your camera, although there's one on your phone, the zoom feature might not work as well. There was this cool submarine shark thingy out skirting around in the water. That was neat, I've never seen something like that before. It was riding on top of the water and then it would dive down and its fin would be left sticking out just like a shark! I bet that's pretty cool to drive! :)
We sailed by some fancy looking houses and were told the big fancy pants that lived in them or used to live in them. Our guide had his stuff down pat and was talking the whole time from beginning to end. Occasionally he played a few songs to liven things up. Especially his theme song which was played about every five minutes because, why not?!
They do offer refreshments and I highly recommend you bring cash. **Cash Only** I don't think they accept credit cards so you might be one thirsty pirate if you don't. Alcoholic and non-alcohol available for what ever is tickling your fancy at the moment.
The tour was about an hour long and I give major props to the captain who parked that massive ship back in the exact same spot we left from. That was a tight, and practically little room to move that sucker and he did it effortlessly. Bravo!
If you're in to all that going around and looking at these gigantic houses that you'll probably never be able to afford, then you'll like the trip. Me, I was more in it for the pirate boat. Would I do it again, probably not.... Maybe if it was another themed type boat. Perhaps Vikings, I mean, that would be a cool looking ship and who doesn't want to be a Viking?! =D read more