Yelp people stagger me sometimes. Let me start by saying I'm a REAL dude who REALLY went to this club last night with ZERO affiliation to this club or any other "competitor" or "entity". I am a decent looking dude in my 30's with good social skills so please don't mistake me for some dude who has never touched a girl he hadn't handed money to at some point.
Maybe a lot changed in a year and half-ish, but Illiana could not be more off the mark on her review. There were computers and smartphones back in 2012 and all it would have taken was a quick google search to see that this place is full nude (and FULL CONTACT) AND NO BOOZE.
Waters are $5, not $12. Never heard of anyone asking to mix OJ and water, but whatever. It's an alcohol free club. It's like buying snacks at a Movie Theater, they have to make their money somehow.
I went on a Wednesday night - arrived around 10pm. The club had a modest 10-15 customers and probably 12 dancers. Perfect ratio if you ask me. There wasn't one girl "in her 40's" and even if they weren't 19, they all looked under 30. The main stage area wasn't too big and felt intimate from the first moment. They have 3 different tiers of private rooms - each more expensive than the other. I only ventured to the lowest tier for the entire night.
Started the night with Girl #1 (remaining nameless :) ) who sat next to me and we talked for a good 30 minutes (don't like getting private dances from girls I can't talk to) before she asked if wanted a dance - during the 2for1 special I might add which was generous of her not to press before that. We clicked so I didn't hesitate at all. I'm from a different part of the country where this whole full contact thing doesn't fly so let me tell you first hand, most wonderfully shocking experience I've ever had in a club. She was definitely less than shy and took over. After the 2 songs, I had to take a break from fear of living out a Lonely Island song (some of you should get that).
That's when Girl #2 came and sat down. I'm a fan of booty and this girl had it so I was more than ok with her sitting down by me. We talked for a good 30 minutes and went back again during the 2for1 time (which is once every hour). I'm not going to go into much detail, but let's just say this was by far the single greatest exchange I've had with a dancer in any club (and I used to be a regular club-goer back in my younger days). What can I say, when you have mutual attraction and the mood takes over, stuff happens. :) We played for a few songs and I had to take another break.
There was a girl (Girl # 3) who had my exact "type" of body but was very shy and I made a point to talk to her for a bit. Made sure I got a dance from her as well and it was very fun (not quite as "liberating" as Girl #2, but still very good) and well worth the fee.
At no point did I feel over pressured to do private dances or to buy anything really. The girls here are very easy to talk to (except #3 who for some reason has a major fear of rejection which is crazy talk) and if you go into it understanding what they're there for and what you're there for, you will have an amazing time. I still can't understand why I see all these yelp reviews (for all strip clubs) saying WHAT THE FK $30 FOR A LAP DANCE $12 FOR A BEER. It's. A. Strip. Club. Not a dive bar where beers cost $3, not a night club where you can be good looking and a dick and probably go home with someone. It's a place that girls take off every article of clothing whenever you ask and are willing to reward them for doing so. Once you understand where you're going, everything becomes a lot more enjoyable, I promise.
I made a point to stop and thank the club manager on my way out for what I can GUARANTEE is one of the best clubs in the nation, hands down.
If you want to get drunk, go to one of the boring non-nude booze clubs. If you want to be intimate with a very attractive inhibition free girl or two or twelve, go to the Pink Pony and have a fking fantastic time.
Tips for you less than successful club-goers:
- Be nice
- Don't be a dick
- Treat the girls with respect
- Wait for the private dance before you get all sensual (mad groping out in the main room is just uncomfortable for everyone)
- Tip! it goes a lot further than those extra few dollars will get you outside the club
- TALK TO THE GIRLS LIKE THEY ARE GIRLS, not your pet - they are just girls, not mythical "sechs" creatures who cannot be captured.
- EXPECT TO SPEND MONEY. It's a strip club - money is required. If you don't make decent money and haven't grasped that some of that money is disposable for your pure entertainment, stick to free porn on the internet.
Thank you girls for a truly unforgettable night. I will be back, that I can guarantee you. read more