If central florida is the house of mouse, then south florida is for the strip clubs (and beaches). If you haven't passed by one of the many strip clubs in your lifetime while traveling in tampa, then are you even in tampa at all? My first strip club experience was in orlando and a majority of the clubs there enforces the use of pasties and a g-string, so going here was a new experience as it was all was NUDE.
There is a cover fee for both guys and girls (but the girls cover fee is cheaper), and it is required that you buy one drink. Of course, no alcohol or food is sold. If anything just drink outside, and there is typically a food truck outside the club. Oh and they have a champagne room, and private booths for your lap dance needs. So I guess this is a legit strip club?
Compared to the other place I have been too, the majority of the clientele here is male (but you will see females here and there).
As for the dancers, you will see a good assortment of body types: from super skinny to thick, big boobs, small boobs, fake boobs, grandma boobs, weird looking boobs, white, black, asians, and hispanics. Majority of them were really pretty compared to the strippers in orlando, and they do not look drugged up at all! However, one thing that I notice is that a majority of them have a serious case of cellulite. I remember when I first entered and saw the first girl in my view, guys probably will notice the boobs or vagina first, but for me, it was cellulite! Cellulite is a peeve of mind and I guess guys will never notice these kinds of things, but the whole night I got distracted by it. Just something funny to add in.
Even as a female going into an all nude place, you will still have fun (once you loosen up a bit). I actually think the strippers prefer female clients rather than the male clients. Anyways, ladies, just be prepared to have boobs on your face, your face near their pelvis, or get licked/kisses anywhere. They are clean and hygenic so don't worry about getting a disease. I didn't find any fun with boobs on my face or the dancer's playfulness, but what I was really into was all the tricks they did on the pole! Wowza! Seriously, some of these girls should work for circus soleil. Oh and a fun thing I learned from one of the dancers, is that those poles swivel! I never knew that...the things you can learn in strip clubs lol. Seriously, if you want me to make it rain on you, just do awesome tricks on the pole then boom easy money from me lol. No need to strip or anything haha.
Environment wise, it's quite smokey, so it feels like your throat is burning. To reduce this, do not sit near those machines which blows out smoke. They also have a tv which will play football/basketball/soccer/whatever is in season, so if you were forced to go here against your will, the tv can entertain you. As for the bathrooms, female restrooms here are surprisingly super clean! Don't know about the male restrooms though lol.
Will I go back? Probably this will be a one time thing unless a friend wants to go, or I am with a group of guys like what happened last night lol. But seriously these girls are so nice and not stuck-up. I told one of the really good pole dancers that I am interested in trying pole dancing and she gave me so much advice haha...for beginners better to use a stationary pole than one which swivels. Anyways, guaranteed you will have a good time. read more
