Egos ricochet off the studio walls like a steel ball in a pinball machine; haphazardly and at full throttle...duck to detour its slicing trajectory and focus on the game. (This is most prevalent in the girl's dressing room, but, sharing the goldmine of soundbites pouring out of the plethora of pinked pouts seems crass. Plus, isn't that what the TV show is for?)
I'm focusing on the talent, not the claimers thereof. If you're bragging about your talent, you don't have any.
I don't care what type of dancer you are, you will find a high caliber of teachers and facilities at Pineapple. It is the instruction, facilities and your peers which qualify the class. Your teacher does not look like a crusty has- been. Teachers are polished, popular and punctual. Complex, intense, but flowing classes. Front desk is efficient and kind. On time. Classes are brimming with talent. Convenient in Covent Garden. All ages range in your class, but, at the very least, a large proportion are bona fide dancers making a living by the profession or terribly good at it. Dancers are intensely focused, but not uptight. Most everyone is there for the same reason: to excel and improve at their craft. The few that treat it like Fashion Week's catwalk, wandering down the hall aimlessly self-absorbed, are probably legitimately looking for Britain's Next Top Model casting call as Pineapple houses many auditions for various entertainment industry projects. (TV show castings, music video castings, cruise line castings, photo shoot castings, etc.). But, for the most part, the commercial enterprise that is Pineapple is admirable, save for the foundation of creativity upon which it rests... to elaborate, Pineapple has a mild air of Peacocking its profitable success (Sky1 show, clothing line), without necessarily noticeably injecting said profit in to improving the facilities...
My biggest gripe is that the dressing rooms need a damn intervention. Mildly prison-like. It would not hurt to kill the fluorescent light interrogation-room-like aura afforded by the outdated everything. Replace it all. It does not need to be a high-rated spa down there, but, an improvement is not an impossible feat. Plus, Pineapple's merchandise store alone manages to take up an entire storefront just half a block down in proper downtown London, perhaps the money for that real estate could fund some facelifts at the studios? Redo the floors in the studios? Better central air and cooling? Toilets that flush everytime?
Bottom line: there's a spotlight for everyone at Pineapple, trying to outshine everyone else's however requires a severe degree of internal passion which no amount of lip gloss or rehearsals can replicate. And that is why Pineapple, in all its glory, is so sublime, it can cater to whatever you've got, (or think you've got) and it does so with splendid success. read more