Now it's that time where I fill the PET-AIR
With my weird raps that are neither here nor PET-THERE
I dreamed of Jeremy Stoppelman, same PET-nightMARE
He was with 2 muscle guys but not willing to PET-SHARE
IRL I dumped him but no-one can PET-COMPARE
Please don't tell Barbie I'm having an PET-AFFAIR
I wanna break his heart, and drive him to PET-DESPAIR
Maybe if I quit Yelp and sign up for PET-FOURSQUARE?
I'd see him tonight but haven't got a stitch to PET-WEAR
We'd play "Yelp CEO explores British PET-AU PAIR"
And when his bf/bro sees our video, he'll PET-GLARE
But he's Madonna to my Jesus and we're filming Like A PET-PRAYER
He likes me nice and smooth so I'll shave my body PET-HAIR
And then we'll start to f**k, oh f**k I shouldn't PET-SWEAR
He wants to hit me with his baton like dude hit Nancy PET-KERR(igan)
So now I'm only gonna take my pussies to PETCARE
WHAT?
I wanted to date the female ruler of a land, so I came here. Nope. Should have gone to PetCare Empress. Would have been easier to make an empression, and more empressive.
Let me Express how much I love PetCare Express.
Simply put, this is the best vet I've ever found in the entire Deep South USA. They're wonderful people doing a wonderful service and they deserve all the credit in the world. The other location is my regular but this one was great too, and took wonderful care of my little Starlight.
I can't really imagine a better vet, honestly. All things considered, it might be the best vet that I've ever been to my life. They're basically charging next to nothing for their services and they are also doing so with honesty and integrity. The vet is extremely friendly and all of his techs are as well.
They don't save me quite as much money as the other location, but it's basically the same and the girls here at the desk might be even more friendly.
I think they are like this in general because they understand that none of us are doing amazingly financially at the moment, and are we ever? So they deserve all the credit in the world for this sort of behaviour.
The only bad thing is the same thing that everybody else has been talking about, which is the awful wait time. I'm talking about one of the craziest wait times I've ever experienced. Two or three hours on a regular basis, five or six hours at worst. Just try to go when it's not a busy time and not on a weekend, that's all I can say. And maybe get there 45 mins before opening time and try to be in line at the door, or something.
Houston's best vet, Texas' best vet, maybe the world's best.
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Now that's what I call an X Press.
And by the way, I used to work for a newspaper.
I'm ex-press. read more