Don't let the name fool you, there is nothing royal or fancy about this kebab house. However, it is…read morethe only place in the centre of town open when the clubs and bars kick out, and as a result is heaving on Friday and Saturday nights. You will have to queue for a bit to get your greasy fix and there will inevitably be some chavtastic bust up going on in front of you, but they do serve all the greasy delicacies your alcohol induced state desires, they're located right in the centre of town and believe me you won't find anywhere else open on route from the club to the taxi rank.

Absolutely awful. To sum it up....dry. apparently, if ordering on just eat, you have to specify…read morethat you want salad otherwise you are delivered dry chicken in dry pita. Avoid at all cost - go to st John's kebab.

Plus, the Government Food Standards Agency have awarded them a five out of five for food hygiene…read more Always a delight/relief to know that about your local takeaway, (that mean's less fat right??) http://ratings.food.gov.uk/EstablishmentDetails.aspx?q=wadhurst&pi=1&eid=199096

I too am a big fan of the Happy House. Who isn't? Because Wadhurst is too far from Tunbridge Wells…read moreto enjoy a take away, these guys multi-task with both Chinese & classic Fish & Chip menus. They pull it off too!!! The Chinese food is cooked fresh, it tastes really healthy & there is a blessed lack of MSG and salt. They could push the prices up but don't. The staff are also really sweet. Portions are decent too. As another Qyper said earlier today, 'they don't scrimp on the shrimp'!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my family has lived in the same street, my children love to eat them, especially the very delicious…read morechicken and french fries

A superb little back street takeway. Food is freshly cooked and you can see it being made! Very…read morelarge portions at a reasonable cost. The front counter girl is really nice and chatty and happy to suggest ideas. Often you get prawn crackers for free, and fortune cookies too! They do deliver in the local area for free which is a godsend on a cold saturday night!

This is a takeaway Chinese opposite SOS. The prices are nothing special, pretty much the same as…read moreany other local takeaway, but the food is gorgeous, especially the noodles. And the amount you get is more than many of the takeaways in the area, although they may use the same little plastic boxes, they really cram as much food in there as possible. Unlike the Honeymoon situated just around the corner, it does not have a sit down restaurant, which is a shame because the food really is good. I don't know how they manage so many orders as the kitchen is absolutely tiny, but they do, and its nice to see them making it for you. You get free fortune cookies, sometimes prawn crackers, and around the new year they produce little oriental calendars which they give away for free with every meal.

Quite simply the best Thai snack wagon this side of Bangkok! For over 10 years Yai has been…read moreproducing top quality Thai food from her mobile kitchen in Ticehurst I have never had a bad meal from them the food she produces from her 3 wok burners puts restaurants to shame! Great range of starters & mains, set meals and specials grab a menu & give it a whirl. Best to phone your order through, as the locals know where to get their Thai there is often a stack of orders on the go! Why not order & pop into the Bull for a beer while you wait! Yai puts the Thai in Ticehurst! Oh yes, have used Yai for my summer party for 70 people can not recommend it highly enough!