If you ever find yourself face to beak with a rafter** of turkeys along a Johnson Street sidewalk, just stand the eff down. Quickly move to the other side of the street. Don't be a hero---you're on Northeast Turkey turf.
These little guys (actually big, they are pretty imposing...) roam around the streets of Northeast like they own the place. There are occasional wild turkey sightings in other areas of the city, but I've yet to see them band together in such volume and consistency like these big bad birds.
Where did they come from, you ask? Well, we have amateur '70s wildlife "restorationists" (i.e. people that raised turkeys illegally and then let them go free) for these urban turkeys who think they are people.
**Yep, I looked that up. A group of turkeys is called a rafter. The more you know... read more