Ok, so there weren't any mint juleps, no Baccarat crystal no Salmon Gravlax being served by hot hung cater waiters in jockstraps, engineer boots and leg warmers, but... Bud Light, screw top Sutter Home, elephant ears, hot dogs and a blooming onion? Please... I couldn't even find a god damn African soap vendor anywhere - not to mention any lube or sex toys - stuff I could actually use... Since when did gay men in Detroit get so tacky and unimaginative? I mean c'mon it's gay pride. I only saw one dude with his shirt off and a gaggle - a single gaggle - of cracked out trannies. Gimme some blow-up dolls and some dildos for chrissake. One dude I was talking to was actually getting his cholesterol checked, wtf. I saw one fat slob sitting in what looked to be a large bird cage in his underpants. I couldn't figure out what this was supposed to be. Was it some S and M humiliation booth? Was it a metaphor for a white man living in a largely black city? Was I supposed to yell epithets at him? Write him a check? Say something about his weight perhaps? His excess body hair? Throw things at him? I don't know. But bud light... really? I'd rather drink gay crackhead hustler Abrentus Allen's urine - and I have... just not lately. And speaking of the legend himself, he was spotted - we had words - with his latest post-rawnchyhog beau: short, homely, dental insurance salesman Joey Lentine. Yes, say it with me... REBOUND. Oh my yes, serious rebound bf. But what is one to do after 60 year old crackhead gardener Rawnchyhog? It's tough to find too many of those around, but then again who'd really want to? And so, like most rebounds, I don't give this one much time. Mr. Allen, looking considerably more haggard than the last time I saw him (isn't crack a health food?) works at a gym (irony anyone?) Mr. Lentine sells dental insurance. Who wants to sit in on those conversations? I didn't think so. But obviously Mr. Lentine can afford Mr. Allen's high-end services and that's what matters most. Business is great at Dencap! Who's not buying dental insurance these days? Can you get that on the Bridge Card? read more