The food was good, but the air-conditioning -- about 15 fixtures installed all over the shop -- was off on a day when the temp was 42°C. The food was prepared in typical Brazilian fashion: after I ordered, somebody masturbated the cow slowly and lovingly before convincing it to stop breathing from its own accord, before butchering it and preparing it. Or so it seemed. By the time the food reached me, I had rethunk every choice I've ever made in my life.
Also, it turns out the McFlurry is just ice-cream, some caramel syrup and a couple of _whole_ mini Oreos on top.
But the burger was delicious, so two stars for that.
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