Rule #1 of going to a kebab place: Go when you're drunk! I failed doing this tonight, I went dead sober at 1am, and I witnessed (clearly!!) the consequences.
There was a drunk guy FALLEN ASLEEP IN HIS FOOD in the middle of the dining room. Then a couple sexily into each other a little closer to the front (which was kind of hot...). That's all - The staff tried waking up the guy, he mumbled "I'm still eating!"
I got the doner kebab and it's pretty much one of the worst kebabs I've had in my life. When I ordered, they asked if I wanted ketchup on it... Wtf, no, who puts ketchup on a kebab? So he put NO SAUCE on it, but a smear of chili sauce, and consequently the extremely bland lamb had absolutely no flavor to it. The LETTUCE was the most flavorful thing in the entire sandwich. THE LETTUCE.
I noticed this coming when I was watching him work on the sandwich: It looked like it needed something - mayo, raita, yogurt, I dunno - And I asked, what kind of sauce can you put on there? He's like, "I put on spicy sauce." Then, in retaliation for my very question, he put a huge glob of spicy sauce on it, then more salt. "There, more spicy sauce, and salt, I put on more salt for you!" As though I was questioning his artistic integrity...
I think the biggest problem of visiting a kebab place at night when you're sober is that the employees think they can be dicks to you because "you're a drunk" - But when you're not, it's just clear they have no pride in their work. read more