After a thorough and extended vacation in Europe I ended in Germany, my last night was concluded with a drink at this place. I was exhausted and sick of sightseeing. Europe definitely has its fair share of churches and castles. Oh look!!! Another landmark. Spectacular.
On this particular day, it was just my luck that a heat wave was rolling through Deutschland (just like me, twinsies). It was legit 96 degrees. I needed a beer to cool off. And also, what the fuck else was I going to do?
Bc I'm female and hot, all I have to do for some attention is sit at a bar. This place was close to my hotel and open and had alcohol.
On approach to the entrance, the music pleasantly spooned with my eardrums (edm). The neon lights inside caught my ADD-brain's attention. I am particularly keen on shiny and bright things.
I sit at the bar and peruse the menu. The bartender with thick-framed glasses and buff frame contained by a tight polo switched to English immediately and apologized after hearing my German.
I literally lost my shit half way through my hefeweizen pint when my FAVORITE REMIX OF ROCKABYE started playing!!!!! I have legitimately never heard this except for on my own iTunes. Their music selection was almost like an exact replica of my "neutrophils" playlist. Yes I am a nerd and name playlists after biology terms. Get over it.
After the "OMG I forgot to check in on yelp" the description of this establishment hit me like a brick in the face. Gay bar. It all makes sense now. Good thing I chose the perfect place for someone to come talk to me. (How embarrassing is it that I needed yelp to tell me that? Fml).
Anyways it was fun and cheap. Bye.
Ps-sorry I keep posting the same photo over and over. I'm dumb as a rock apparently. read more