You tell me if this is worth more than a star. This young lady maybe mid 20's short hair cut above shoulder on side and back hair lightened, little heavyset and wears glasses. Anyway, I pay for 90 minutes up front, she asks if I want to tip now. I say no I'll pay cash for tip. Starts off cracking my back, no warm up or loosening of the muscles straight into cracking. Sat down on a stool with wheels and just greased up my back rolled around me moved and moved the grease around. There was no rhyme or reason nothing was symmetrical. She kind of used her forearm on one side then not the other. It was starting to get obvious she doesn't know what she's doing. I would say I get massages average once a month as I travel a lot. Anyway, I'll keep going, I could go more into her weird squeezing technique of my calves and other things, I think you're getting the idea. I flip over and see 80+ minutes is gone and all I am is slimed. She asked face massage? I say sure, she rubbed by forehead and neck for 5 minutes. Now here's the thing, I booked this because I had a two day off road motorcycle class at BMW and my legs were trashed sore! Especially my quads. I ask if she will do my legs she says of course. She literally does that karate chop with the heel of her hands on one thigh, stops, leaves one hand on my hip and starts speaking Chinese. I think oh she's saying a prayer or something, that's nice. Nope she's speaking into a translation app and it tells me I should buy another 15 minutes for her to do my legs. I say no thank you kind of laughing to myself by this point how bad this is. And she pretty much quits right there. Nothing on the arms, barely anything on legs, sat down, yadda yadda. I get dressed come out and as she hands me a water she says "tip?" I laughed and asked if she was even a masseuse, of course she didn't understand. I handed $20 that I shouldn't have and left. I slept on it for a night before I wrote this review to make sure, as usually if something isn't good I don't write anything and if you look my reviews are typically positive. This was that bad. On another note my girlfriend got a massage at the same time (60 min) and said it was fair, at least it was symmetrical and all body parts were hit. And that's why I gave a description of this girl, she should go to school or do something else than massage. I feel better from venting, thanks for listening. Lol read more