My other half and I dropped in on Friday the 8th of April not knowing exactly what to expect…read more After paying our entry price we wandered down to the small performance space and joined a half dozen men as the only couple at that point. The performances were certainly more on the artsy end of things than say a strip club (nothing against, my other half helped pay her way through law school stripping). We were struck with how well behaved the customers were, even with the language barrier we felt totally comfortable as did the performers, a fact that became important later. Being a couple with an attractive female half, all of the performers paid us a little extra attention, which is nice and was not surprising. What did surprise us is when one of the performers came out and after doing her opening, clearly planned/rehearsed routine, decided to have some fun with us. She first pulled me down to the "stage" area, and put me in a chair facing the audience as if she was going to do a lap dance sort of number. She then brought my other half down and had her straddle me and encouraged us to make out, which was certainly nice. I knew my other half was in some very sexy underwear, and was teasing her about wishing I could show her off (but not knowing any rules there, did no more than I was instructed to do). As if on cue the lovely performer came over and slowly pulled my partners top off, giving her plenty of opportunity to stop it, but she decided to go with it. The bra even got a note of approval from the performer. A minute or two later, she returned and unhooked my partner's bra and removed it tossing it to the side. There was some light petting all while my partner sat on my lap still grinding a bit. Then the performer kept going, and so did my partner...she was pulled up and had her tight jeans pulled off her (revealing the rest of the matching set of underwear). Lastly, the performer put my hands on my partners panties, clearly giving us the option to continue or stop. In for a penny...I worked the panties down thus leaving my partner in less clothing than the performer. Next the performer got to my shirt, removing it and then undoing my pants...and around then her 15 minute set was ending and I think she was actually caught by surprise when the music stopped as she was having fun. We all grabbed our clothing and quickly redressed to some applause, with the performer heading to the dressing room and the two of us taking our seats back in the audience. We stayed for a couple more sets, but we were more than worked up enough at that point to retreat to our Airbnb and finish our "dance". All in all a great night and a perfect memory of our trip to Paris. If you were one of the other customers that evening, we were not plants, we were just tourists with very open minds and comfort with nudity. Hope you enjoyed the extra "performer" that night.

Theater ChoChotte is sultry, artistic, and deliciously intimate. Burlesque meets immersive erotica…read morein a candlelit basement. The performers are stunning and original, with acts that range from cheeky to downright hypnotic. We've been half a dozen times and seen everything from pirate-themed stripteases to wax-dripping witch goddesses. It's sexy without being sleazy, and couples are treated like royalty. Pro tip: go early, catch a few shows, then head to a libertine club after. It's the perfect foreplay. Read our full review deep dive here: https://www.vanillaswingers.com/skip-moulin-rouge-theatre-chochotte-is-the-sexiest-show-in-paris/

A couple of days ago I was at Le We Club in Paris. It's a great place for swingers. The decoration,…read morethe rooms, the bar... It has all the details that swingers expect to find in a place like this. The staff is very friendly, discreet and correct. I left a jacket behind. When the day after I went back to collect the jacket all the staff were so lovely again. The best swinger place in Paris. Thanks!

Selective? They said no shorts, so I changed into nice gray pants, came back..and she said "not…read morepants like this, sorry, class pants, non sorry"...?

Amazing time and atmosphere. Went on a Monday and it actually was relatively crowded. Recommend.read more

Visited on a Friday- couples only - ladies need skirt/heels…read more-men need dress shoes but we saw them be flexible on this - nice space. Reasonably attractive crowd - play space is well laid out, downstairs play space is nicely air conditioned but upstairs where most people tended to gather was uncomfortably hot - music was fair - overall a nice club experience, better than most. -Would visit again if/when in Paris

As one not to indulge in pussy often, my compatriot Hobnob "Shining Finger" McLellan decided to…read moretake me here. After a day of hard walking, Speculos losing his money at the bureau de change and get doused by a street toilet we decided to head down to Pussys a reputable gentlemans club in Paris' finest quarters. At the door the bouncer wanted to charge us €10 each. We paid up and entered this world class establishment. We felt like kings as we entered, we were the only two in this pussy palace, decorated with purple lace curtains and pink neon lights that shone on the bar, which reminded me of my former days as a Miami detective in the 80s. The majority of the woman were to say the least not of Playboy quality but one in particular came up to us and asked me if I wanted a private show. She had full, thick red lips and there was only one thing on our minds as she licked them slowly. She tried to charge us €50 for 5 minutes but luckily Hobnob the master of bargaining managed to bring it down to €10 and got us a free beer. As I sat there, she came in and danced like a nymph in the moonlight, an ecstasy which I've only seen in my wildest dreams. As she went down to my level she said "The JWs are here" only I knew what that meant. I knew I had to leave. I stood up and she asked me for a tip, I told her "No, this is my money for my taxi" I left and me and Hobnob had a kebab, which was in a baguette. Imagine my confusion when I ate that. I gave this place 3 stars because it's a mixed bag. If you're with Hobnob and he's in the mood to bargain then it's worth it, especially if your favourite girl is there. If not avoid it.

Guy in front promises you a lap dance for 10-20€, but then it ends up just being the entry with no…read moredrink. inside after the girl starts dancing and ordering some drinks for her, they tell you it's 100€ per drink plus 100€ per the lap dance. There wasn't even any stage performance. A total scam. Do not visit, not worth it.

The best club I have ever gone to. The girls were very…read morepretty and attractive, and really got into their performances. Most erotic. I hear mixed reviews of the live sex shows in Amsterdam so this may be the best live sex show in the world,

From the owner: Un lieu unique autour du fantasme : spectacles érotiques de 15h à minuit, bar, snacking, boutique…read morecoquine, librairie érotique, événements spéciaux (dédicace, expositions, etc.). Le meilleur du spectacle érotique à Paris, pour célibataires, couples ou entre amis.

We love Quai 17 and visit every time we are in Paris. We are a couple in our 40's. My wife…read moreloves multiple partners and I love to watch. There are always several couples there but we go to hook up with the single guys. We have found the guys to be very respectful and not pushy. My wife spends a while looking around the Club and then we invite 4 or 5 males of her choice to join us in one of the play rooms. We usually spend 2 to 3 hours there and are never short of virile males to satisfy my wife. Highly recommended if you have a lifestyle like ours.

Horrible place. I went there at 12:05 am owner wouldn't tell me if there was anyone in the club…read moretook 60 euros from me and I was told to go in. The club was empty, I said there is nothing to do. I asked for my money back owner started laughing at me. I felt cheated came back in 15 min

Don't go out of your way for this. There are plenty of things to see in Paris. You really don't…read moreneed to see this unless you're really in the mood for something seedy and not sexy. Think Bernie Sanders giving a hummer to Woody Allen kind of not sexy. I found it amusing, but it's not the kind of amusement I could recommend to anyone else. It is what it is. It's somewhat charming that these old men have their community, if you can call it that. They're still anonymous to each other it seems, though they probably know each other quite well. These are the kind of places which you could never find before Yelp! and Google existed. It's probably best left that way.

It was the chance of a lifetime to get to go to the last standing porn theatre in Paris - Le…read moreBeverley. The man who runs it made us very comfortable with his light-hearted ness and thoughtfulness, so we felt safe going in. He even gave me a free orange juice out of his own fridge since they don't sell drinks. The films were hot, the audience was active yet respectful of the others watching and playing. 5 stars all the way! A highlight in life for sure!

The ambiance is great. The food is ok. The music is absolutely horrendous. I mean really who wants…read moreto watch a woman perform an erotic dance to "rain drops are falling on my head". The DJ needs to be fired immediately.

From the owner: Restaurant et cabaret aphrodisiaque Un lieu secret qui…read moreflirte avec la plus belle avenue du monde... Une adresse confidentielle et mystérieuse où se mêlent effluves de parfum sensuel et saveurs aphrodisiaques... Laissez-vous séduire par une soirée d'exception tout en gourmandise et volupté. Oserez-vous franchir les portes du temple de l'hédonisme?

They let the most random people in and deny the most random people as well. Makes no sense, and it…read moretends to be minorities. It's also lame even if you get in.

I need to make this very clear: all of us felt insulted and humiliated by how we were treated at…read moreyour cloakroom. We checked in four items and asked to collect only two. Instead of handling this normally, the staff refused, insisted we had to take all four, and took/snapped up our ticket. When we repeated--calmly--that we were only taking two items, they demanded that we pay again to re-check the other two items. The Asian female staff member was shouting aggressively, and the blonde staff member ignored everything we said and dismissed us. Their behavior was hostile, disrespectful, and felt discriminatory. This was not a simple mistake--this was unacceptable conduct. The staff member wearing glasses was polite and helpful, but the other two staff members were the main problem. The blonde staff member and the Asian female staff member must be terminated. I expect this incident to be reviewed immediately and for you to provide a clear resolution.