My favourite park is Park Ji-Sung, but this one isn't bad either.
So what makes a good park? Its all swings and roundabouts really, and this ones got both. Its also got a bowling-green, but unfortunately there's something missing. I couldn't place it at first, but eventually I realized, it's the old people. What's the point of a bowling-green without old people, also known as bowlers?
Without Vivian, Vigh, Maureen and Doris, the bowling green is an empty waste of space providing fun for exactly no-one. Still it does no real harm, and there's probably a geography dissertation to be done on its vital importance to the food chain, so lets judge the park without considering this square of grass (I wonder why they keep it short..)
The swings are blue and red. I like yellow swings so this is a bad point.
The trees are green, this seems right so it's a plus one.
The grass is short, so its good for football, that's a good thing.
The roundabout looks like a death trap, so that's a negative. And its got 15 year olds drinking alcopops on it, but they seem to like it.
Hmm, in conclusion, its good for people aged 15-50. Old people don't like it and its dangerous for small kids. read more