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    Hotzenplotz - Comfortable seating area

    Hotzenplotz

    4.6(7 reviews)
    6.4 km
    $$

    Great food, the Spatzle was excellent accompanied by beef with bacon simmered inside. Empty on a…read moreweek night before 10pm due to night culture here but good service, good food and the beer is to be enjoyed too; they have a 5.5 heff and a 7.5 beer on tap both solid german inspired chilean beers. Menu has 3-4 german style tasting plates for two people to share if thats your thing... I'm too selfish.

    My girlfriend and I were amazed to find that this awesome restaurant didn't have a Yelp site, so…read moreHotzenplotz, we loved you and want to spread the word of your amazing german style unfiltered (un-bottle-able) craft beer. We have just been raving about it since we tried it. The menu was small but the food was fantastic and delicious. My girlfriend ordered a cheese pasta (spaetzleteig) that had onions, bacon, and came with a well-dressed salad. I ordered the most juicy, delicious pork chop with potatoes. The beers that you were serving that night were so epic that we still relish them and wish they could be bottled, exported or delivered right to our door, though we understand now thanks to your great explanation that they can't. They would not be as epic. One was a heavenly liquor of the gods, with a malty, sweet, balanced character that warmed the heart with its 7.5% alcohol. The other, a flirty, delivishly bready wheat beer that was light and refreshing as well as tasty. Also, the ambiance was friendly and really neat. The restaurant is in a very cool trendy neighborhood. We liked the money tree inside and the decorations, as well as your rough-cut wooden tables and hilarious stone chess board set. The projector Tv playing the Copa America games was the perfect finishing touch to a wintery night in Valparaiso, where a few locals among random study-abroad students could delight in unison in your beer and food.

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    La Massa - beerbar - Updated May 2026

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