It was my second time at La Cachette and it was THE most terrible spa experience I've ever had in my entire life. I am not exaggerating -- I used to go for facials in other spas every other month and the staff in other spas were polite but the staff at La Cachette was downright rude and condescending.
I had to bring my 5 year old son with me to my appointment a couple of days ago because our nanny had a miscarriage the night before, was rushed to the hospital, so she had to take the next day off to rest. When we arrived at La Cachette, the Asian lady (with eyelashes tattoos on her right arm) -- I believe her name was Celise Lee -- said they don't allow visitors. Which is fine by me, but do I just abandon my appointment or leave my son?
She called her boss to ask for permission if it's okay for me to push through with my appointment even though I brought my son in with me. They allowed me to proceed with my appointment. But she also required my 5 year old to muzzle up. (Our BC government merely encourages children between 2 and 12 years old to wear masks. Note the word used was "encouraged," not "required.") I told Celise that but she insisted that "He needs to wear a mask if he will stay here" implying that either I take it or leave it. At this point i was already getting annoyed at her for being condescending.
I contemplated on giving up my appointment but then they'd charge me 100% cancellation, and I took that afternoon off and looking forward to destressing. So we masked up and we went in the room. Celise was yammering about how my son needs to stay in one corner, can't play, can't move around, can't eat. Because my son asked earlier if he could have his snack, or if he can play in the corner. All we heard are hard no's from her. I can understand that my son can't play on the floor but he just came from school and he was hungry... But wasn't allowed to EAT while he waits for me? Celise is really trying to be authoritarian and restricting my son from his basic needs was really getting on my nerves.
The facial started, she wore her rubber gloves and tugged my hair really hard. The first time she did that I thought that must have been an accident so I kept quiet, but the second time she pulled me hair I screamed "Ouch!" After the cleanser was put on, she used a hot towel and rubbed my face aggressively including my eyelids and when I told her not to touch my eyes -- I had my eyes lasered years ago and I can feel the lenses shifting after some pressure is put on my eyelids during some of my previous facials in other spas and they were courteous enough to avoid that area -- the second time she pushed her entire weight down on my face, she just scoffed and said, "Those weren't your eyeballs." WTF? First of all, those aren't YOUR eyes that are being put weight on, those are mine, and so how did you know which body part you were putting pressure on? How was she 100% sure that those weren't eyelids/eyes/eyeballs that she was putting weight on? A simple, "Okay, we'll avoid that area" would've sufficed. But no, she had the GALL to give a retort by saying that those weren't my eyeballs. Everything was just going downhill.
My last straw was when I asked my son what he was doing because I can't see him from where I was lying down. He said he's just sitting in a corner doing nothing. I asked him if he wanted to move a few inches towards me so that we can hold hands instead of him just watching me doing nothing -- and for the next 1 hour for that matter. He moved closer to me for just 1 meter, and we held hands. It's the least I could do for my son who wasn't doing anything and was just expected to stare at us for the entire 1 hour. Celise told us that he should just stay put in his corner. That's when I fucking flipped. I had to leave that room. Celise was rude, condescending, and just plain toxic to be around.
As I was getting dressed, she was still defending herself saying that we're in the midst of a pandemic and everyone including their staff should be protected. I understand that. But at what expense? She can boss me around but not letting my son eat? Not allowing him to move even just 1 meter towards me? Expecting a FIVE YEAR OLD to be some sort of robot just sit and wait in a corner for ONE HOUR? That's too much. She's crazy expecting a child to be subjected to these unreasonable rules that people just made up.
When I left, they still charged me $145 for that very tense and stressful situation they put me up in. read more