Alright ... just got out of that thing and don t know where to start. Never been treated like like that in 10 years in Ibiza. We all know that sometimes you pick up the wrong restaurant but this one is a true terrible experience. You get in there and yes the semi terrasse is very nice and welcoming. We got placed by obviously the owner. We painfully ordered to the smile less and so much bored waiter dressed as a beach walking salesman (and din t make me wrong, i got nothing against beach walking salesman at all) after 15mn 4 tapas. 2 of them came after 40mn patatas bravas dried out as hell obviously from them night before and a mackerel ceviche that is absolutely not a ceviche but 6 super thin slices of fish swimming in olive oil pepper and a tiny touch of lime. How the hell can they call that a Ceviche
Ok I ve not been the nicest and gentlest person in the world when i ask for the rest of our tapas order after 50mn in total and surely because I m so sick and tired of those restaurants, fake fancy, with bored seasonal staff probably over exploited but come on din t put the blame on customers. Back to the experience.... when i asked the rest of my obviously so amazing tapas that it takes a while to cook, waiter start to give me explanations, that they are terribly busy (25 people seating here) and if I m in a hurry i should have say it when ordered and that is the traditional way to serve tapas and should for all of them at the same time 4 tapas 50mn ... and the guy decided to cancel the rest of our order and gave me the check mouhahahahahahaha .... started to talk about me in Spanish, thinking that I won t understand but oooops I do understand Spanish very well and Coños is not really something that customers should hear about them..... I mean I think so Well then .... ok .... after that said and done .... I went bananas and get to the owner, waiters(tress) and unfortunately the rest of customers what they deserve.... the truth in there face and customers was quit agree with me. So to make it short and with a balanced opinion after all.
- Place is quit nice
- Staff is not smiling and welcoming at all
- please get dressed decently and not like in basketball training or a beach club
- Delay between order and service is surely way to long heaven if your are in vacations
- Food is not correct and basic and really too expensive for what it is
- Menu at the doors only mentions the cheapest dishes that are in fact starters in small portions... just to make you feel like it is a pretty nice but decent prices place but believe me it s not
- Just eat and shut up if you don t wanna have trouble with the staff cause there....that is the law.
So guys .... get your shit together.... maybe pay your staff better... maybe ask them not to party too much and rest at night..... get a better kitchen turn over and a bit more realistic price menu
Gracias ... Adios. Hope this will help people not to be trapped like we just been. read more