the only thing you should get are the ones with ham as the other stuff is processed or fake meat,…read morefrom my eyes only. everything is a buck or under $2 and im including alcohol. the sandwiches are 3-4 inches long. you're supposed to get a handful. 4 makes a meal in my opinion this concept is insanely popular in spain and im guessing bc of the alcohol prices. ORDER: at counter JEANS: OK by far

This place is great. In the middle of Madrid, if you want to eat little piece of everything, it's…read moreideal. little Bocadios from 1euro to 2euro, and other typical Spanish stuff. I recommend it to tourists, especially students and young people with small budget.

The ambience is cool because it's the exact same as they made it like 50 years ago however, the…read moredrinks totally suck, tons of fake flavor stuff and crappy rum. My wife had banana jack, but just taste like nasty. Fake banana and I had a Honolulu which was way too sweet They're playing ridiculous music that makes no sense for this place and the service is whatever. I asked Witter what is in the mai tai and he had to go ask the bartender.

A tiki bar in Madrid? Si!…read more Welcome to an underground lair of birds, turtles, and bamboo. Very nice staff, plentiful snacks, and every woman gets a lei. But the music... not tiki. REM? Not tiki. Billy Joel? Certainly not tiki. The occasional Hawaiian tune brought things back, but then the tiki vibe was killed by 70s and 80s incongruence. Earplugs could have solved that concern, but the real issue is the drinks. Tiki flair, tiki glassware, tiki umbrellas are all there, but the drinks are very juice forward and rum absent. Not the tiki drinks we seek. So... atmosphere is great, drinks lacking for the tiki snob. If a good rum on the rocks was available, I'd go back. Aloha