It's pointless trying to figure out how many times I have been here. From birthdays, to weddings,…read moreanniversaries, and even work holiday party (3x), I can easily say I've been here 20+ times over the years. Being Russian, having Russian or European friends, or working with them, It is given that you will one day come here for one reason or another. La Mirage is definitely my favorite out of all the other choices that Chicago and its suburbs has to offer. It's spacious, beautiful decor all around, and great food.
I love coming here with someone who has never been to a Russian banquet before. Let's just say that these people experience culture shock to the fullest. They don't know what's crazier: the endless amount of food or the unlimited flow of vodka, wine, cognac, or champagne. Gotta love it :)
Here is a short and sweet summary of what this place represents. It's a large banquet that has three rooms - one is the main room that can host multiple parties, the middle room is smaller, more private and has an entrance to the outside, and the room on the right is a bit bigger but also private. If there is a wedding, then the main room is usually reserved just for that, otherwise, you can have as small of a table as two people, to 50 or 60. There is a main band who sing mostly Russian songs all night and announce all the different occasions going on. You can request songs, for money of course.
The food, which may seem an endless amount to those who don't know how this works, ranges from cold appetizers to dessert and coffee at the end. The table is already prepared for you when you get there, and it's probably set according to the package the party ordered. Appetizers can range from multiple salads, fish, crepes with caviar, mushrooms, sushi, and other types of foods. After the appetizers are served (and that lasts about two hours) there is a small break and you get the main entrees - all kinds of meat (beef, chicken, pork), potatoes, fish, just name it, you got it. Another break to dance and drink is given, and finally, the dessert is served (around 12:30/1am). You can bring your own cake, or they offer many types of pastries and desserts as well.
Believe me when I say that you WILL NOT go hungry after leaving La Mirage.
My only other note in this essay of a review is to dress to impress. These are Russians after all, and they WILL judge you!
Just be prepared to eat a lot, drink like you have never drank before, and dance all night to crappy music. It's a guaranteed good time!