Took my daughter Courtney because she said she was "craving protein" like she's training for the Olympics (she does netball once a week).
Firstly why is it either EMPTY or like the Hunger Games in there. No in-between. We queued so long Courtney started rating everyone's outfits to pass the time.
Got a bucket. A BUCKET. Why did it look like it had been through a minor car accident. The chicken was either drier than my group chat on a Sunday or so greasy I could see my reflection in it.
Courtney bit into a piece, went silent, then whispered "Mum... it's giving school trip." I don't even know what that means but I felt judged.
Also why do I always leave smelling like I've personally deep-fried it myself. I went in as a woman and came out as seasoning.
One star only because Courtney stole my popcorn chicken and said "okay that slaps" which I think is positive.
Sort it out x
-love mummy Sharon xx read more