Can you say SHYSTER? Look it up, this jerk personifies the word.
I've actually wondered if there really IS a lawyer named Dewey Keller, or if was a name taken off a Lenoir gravestone, and used as a front for his practice alongside his front-end staff. I'd like to say I used Keller as a settlement attorney, only it's 180° from that, because he sure used the hell out of me. Others too. This is a small town, and I've been amazed at the other stories I've heard.
Keller was recommended to me by a lackluster real estate agent, and apparently it's all part of a real estate kickback scheme - I seriously doubt if my agent ever met him either. In NC you cannot purchase a home without a settlement attorney - same goes for many other states. This is far from my first home purchase, and I can say I've never received worse treatment, and I can only pray he (his staff, rather, because he himself doesn't do squat) that all the necessary deeds, title searches and everything else was properly done. Keller is a bona fide rubber stamp operation extraordinaire, no more, maybe even a lot less.
Never have I paid fees to an attorney, and never got to meet him or her, but this guy wouldn't even speak to me on the phone much less shake my hand and promise to provide good service for the hard earned money I put into his coffers. I even wrote him, and asked that the letter be personally given to him; I received a response, only it was from a staff member. I had two simple yet important questions, and she passed the buck to the real estate agent, and worse, she was a complete bitch about it!
I've met others who've pretty much said the same things - I even met his neighbor who said one day he called out to Keller, simply to warn him about his tree that looked like it was going to fall down - Keller obviously didn't hear what his neighbor was saying, so he yells back: "get ahold of my secretary, I'm too busy right now!" You can fix a home, but you surely can't fix lousy neighbors... I'm just glad he's not a neighbor of mine.
What's really scary about this a'hole is he doesn't just practice real estate law. So God help any poor slob who retains Keller's services in a much more serious case, like criminal law. It's people like Keller who leave a malodorous smell attached to the name "lawyer", because he's just pond scum with a law degree, all about the almighty buck, and absolutely nothing else.
DO YOURSELF A HUGE FAVOR AND STEER CLEAR OF THIS SO-CALLED ATTORNEY. YOU'VE CERTAINLY BEEN WARNED. read more