Yeah, yeah, yeah, so everyone loves Jonathan's sausages right? They're pretty good but I've had way better. And now they've supposedly got this rep of being the best in town, everyone wants to be a fuckin' gourmet and bring their fancy arsed Jonathan's sausages to my barbecues. Message for y'all: it will not impress me.
This place is pretty dramatically overpriced and I feel like their attitude now is: 'fuck you, go somewhere else if you can't afford it, we're the best'. That shit gets up my nose and now I won't shop there out of principle.
What I want in a sausage is great flavour, without too much gristle, and value for money. These dudes tick two of those boxes, and for my money that just ain't good enough. When did sausages become a luxury item? I'm not sure, but I reckon these folk played a part in it. read more