Ya know why I went to Jimmy John's. I went because of the bleeding hearts tweeting #boycotyjimmyjohn because he shot an elephant and screwed a dolphin. I should actually thank them because all of their hate put Jimmy John's on my mind and a craving in my belly.
#spicyeastcoastitalian
#Jimmy John's
#freakyfast
#freakyfresh
Seriously, I understand that the founder is a piece of shit so if you are so compelled to boycott the stores just keep this in mind. The dude has already made his billions and you not buying any of the delicious sandwiches that JJ's makes, your not hurting him one bit. Plus if you boycott him, think of all the extra time he's gonna have on his hands to stalk endangered species across the planet and the oceans. You people just don't think things through
You are however hurting the people who depend on their jobs at Jimmy John's to put food on the table, pay their student loans, buy beer & assorted narcotics and contribute to the tax base so when seasoned citizens such as myself decide that enough's enough, I'll still get some semblance of social security coming my way.
So go ahead and be the cry babies that you are while the rest of us enjoy the deliciousness that is Jimmy John's.
I went with the #7, the Spicy East Coast Italian. This is quite possibly the perfect sandwich. Proportionately it couldn't be any better. The bread must have been kneaded on the bronzed thighs of innocent virgins. There is just no other way it could be as good as it is unless it's laced with Peruvian flake in which case I applaud them.
Fact is, it was so delicious that I went back the next day and got another #7, plus I took a friend who had never been there before and they fell in love with JJ's as well. Another convert and I'm just getting started.
Next to Nova's lobster rolls and the bologna and cheese sandwich that she brought to me one night when I had the crappy apartment on the Southside, Jimmy Johns just might make the best sandwiches on earth. read more