I am both a lover and a despiser of Hoxton Square. I despise it because of the pretentious trendiness of it all. The tight ill fitting jeans, dodgy haircuts and wannabe attitudes make me want to vomit. Mix this with the always popular (NooooooT) City Boys, and you have a confused cocktail of people which I will name 'Trendy Twats.' Plus the square itself isn't the most beautiful patch of green in London by a country mile.
Yet when my alter ego kicks in and I get drawn into the London 'look at me' bullshit, I revel in the choice of bars and eateries where I can pretend I am some kind of celebrity, I love sitting at Yelo with my ok curry, people watching (but acting like I'm not), laughing a little louder than I need, just so everyone thinks I am having a great time. If the sun is out I'll sit in the park with a bottle of wine chilling with friends making sure I do not get any dirt on my expensive but purposely worn down looking outfit.
My favourite drinking spot on the square is Zigfrid. Although drinking here on a busy night can mean long waits between getting served. Still it's great because its quirky, and nobody loves quirky more than a Shoreditch Twat. Fact is there is nothing wrong with Hoxton Square, it is actually pretty good, the trouble is for me it doesn't quite match the hype. So when reality kicks in and you realise pretending to be cool ISN'T COOL and you want to hang out in a park with a little cheese and wine I'd suggest Primrose Hill, simply because it is so much better. read more