First off, I have to say that my wife and I were quite literally the first, and only Americans to…read morestay at this hotel! Nearly every interaction with hotel staff included some form of shock, followed by explanations of how we even found this hotel in America! Mallorca, and especially the east side of the island, is heavily German with a small sprinkling of British.
Nearly everything about this hotel is amazing. The rooms are big, the balconies are awesome, the breakfast and dinner service is sublime, and the pool is about as kick ass as a pool can get (though a water slide can always improve things. : D).
Unfortunately, I cannot support the beds. They are the equivalent of sleeping on wooden boards. Rock hard with the lowest quality sheets possible. That said, I can't place the blame squarely on this hotel, since poor beds seem to be a common theme throughout all of Europe. They really don't know what a comfortable bed is, the way we do here in the US. We actually had to take the thick blankets from the closet, lay them on the bed and cover them with the sheets to try adding a slight layer of softness to our bed.
The other thing that I have to mention is the air conditioning. Or lack thereof. Most hotels in Europe require you to insert your room key into a slot to activate the lighting and air conditioning. As such, as soon as you arrive, you walk into a sauna. It literally took nearly 24 hours to cool down the room. And even then it was just so/so. We had to leave the air on for our entire 5 day stay, even while we were out so it would stay cool. No good.
WIFI was spotty at best, and only worked in the lobby (no option to pay for in-room wifi). We ended up just using the hotel's computer room (1 Euro=10 minutes) whenever we wanted to check in.
Other than that, fantastic hotel. Since this was an all inclusive resort, it reminded me a lot of the cruise we took last year. Breakfast and dinner are served at the same times each day, you start to see familiar faces throughout the hotel grounds, and they have events every day ranging from pool aerobics and tennis lessons, to nightly entertainment.
I would definitely stay again, if they can fix the air problem (I know the bed thing may never change. Damn it, Europe...)