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    5.0 (8 reviews)
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    Family FUN!!!!
    K'Lee R.

    We had a SikeMoo Survivor Family reunion and rented the Cadillac and all Cargos!!! It was the best Family Reunion ever!!! The Cadillac was fully stocked and every Cargo was loaded, even had goat food and s'mores we will definitely come back!!!

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    Resort Attractions - Come Stay With Us On Lake Conroe, TX. You Won't Forget It!

    Resort Attractions

    2.1(11 reviews)
    4.9 mi

    I wrecked a Jet Ski for my birthday…read more This review was 5,000 words (way too many in anyone's opinion) and I feel like I left out some of the stuff you actually need to know, so now I'm redoing it. If you do want some reading material, I'll send you it, but you have to ask.... The rental place had sent out two search parties, but they failed to find us either time and we were well within the allowed travel area. They told us after the ordeal, that we could have started the Jet Ski without the key by lifting up on the button that the key helps hold up. My sister and I both being completely not gifted in the area of mechanics and engineering never would have considered that, and frankly, I think we both panicked and didn't even think about trying to manually start it. To make matters worse, the compartment that held the bullhorn behind the seat would not open, so there was no way for me to make enough noise to draw the attention I needed. There was no way for me to open and stay upright on the Jet Ski. We had to wait around for the rental place to collect their jet ski; when they found it, it was sitting vertical, with the steering column up against the bars being beaten repeatedly thrown against the rocks by the waves. There was a nice sized hole in the plexi glass bottom and had collected a lot of water inside, but due to the large hole, it drained in minutes. Needless to say, I was thoroughly traumatized by the situation and dreaded when anyone asked me how my birthday went because I could only think about getting the flu and the Jet Ski accident. The damage to the Jet Ski totaled some $2,400, but we had to put the original damage estimate on our credit card which was $3,500 plus the cost of the 3 rentals. We obviously hadn't planned for that kind of added cost for our trip and that sucked, but what sucks more is that it has taken them just about 2 months now to give us the remaining $1,100 back that wasn't used for the repair. I basically own a Jet Ski that I'll never get to ride. I'm not saying that the owner isn't a nice guy, because my husband called him today and he was appalled by the fact that we had not yet been reimbursed. However, as we are the only lucky recipients of the freak accident award that they have ever heard of and the fact that the money owed was such a large amount, isn't this something that demands a little more attention? I don't want to scare you all away from riding Jet Skis, but I'd like you to take this away from my story of financial tragedy and emotional distress: * Don't go Jet Skiing when the weather is turbulent, especially very windy; this can cause large, choppy waves and increase the likelihood that you will have issues returning to the vessel in case you get tipped over. *Secondly, I advise you to always wear your life vest since you never really know when something as ridiculous as this will occur and you don't want to take that chance with your life or the life of a loved one. *Also, if you are going to engage in water sports, it may help for you to be a strong swimmer as well as how to navigate undertow. *Always make sure the equipment on your Jet Ski is completely functional i.e. the key having a flotation strap, being able to access the emergency horn and if anything is not right, don't take it out. *Consider getting watercraft insurance if you don't have the funds to pay for damages on the spot. Lastly, before you leave, always ask if there is a way to start the Jet Ski without a key in case of an emergency. I strongly feel that it was the responsibility of the renters to divulge this information, but they said that they have never had this issue before; plus, they added, that they would not want everyone to know how to start them without keys because they believe theft would increase. I also believe it is their responsibility to lock up their watercraft so that they don't get stolen without relying on keeping the emergency start information a secret. All in all, this wasn't a bad place to rent from; we just had a really bad experience. It was all the small things that added up that created disaster in the end. I suppose the conditions we just right for it. If I can help just one person from this review or save one life, then my goal has been accomplished. Please be careful and conscientious when you go out on the water and be a knowledgeable renter. I'll leave you with one last thought that I learned from my experience. If something isn't meant to be, don't force it; you'll get bad results.

    Never thought I would "vaca' in Conroe, TX but it was very nice. Cool place to take your girl or…read moreyour family. All patios open up to the lake so when you wake up you can feed the ducks or go fishing!!! Went with my mom and sis, didn't rent any jet ski stuff just cooked out and chilled, but we enjoyed it.

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    Resort Attractions - Nicely decorated interiors...

    Nicely decorated interiors...

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    Play some tennis...

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    The Reserve at Lake Conroe - Beautiful pool

    The Reserve at Lake Conroe

    4.0(22 reviews)
    5.2 mi

    This place is going down hill fast. I've been coming here for years, since I think around 2008,…read moremaybe longer. You would come in, pick your site, let the ranger station know and you were done. Now, since a couple months ago, they changed it to where "a computer" would pick your site for your, which would be good if all the sites were the same, but they definitely are not! Some sites are paved, some are rock, some long or short, some easy to get into, some not. They basically took your choice away! Before, if you got here and all the "good" sites were taken, that's the luck of the draw. Both times since they changed to this I've had to ask to change the site, first time, I couldn't get into the site if I wanted to. Second time they put us in a site we definitely did not want. Now, they put up a sign no drinks in the edge of the pool, no exceptions! A lot of people go to the pool, stand at the side, drink whatever it is, chill and have a good time. So now that choice has been taken away. I can understand glass containers, glass and pools don't mix, so punish those people! We have loved this place for years, but it's getting to where we don't like coming here anymore. Some of the employees are nice, some not so much. Some of the employees seem extremely lazy and are just here to talk and play. Mean while, the speed limit is 5 mph, I've seen people doing I think around 25 or 30. People have their kids and dogs walking around the park and I haven't seen much to stop that. But standing around the pool drinking whatever and having a good time, the managers said shut it down! I really don't know what's happening here. Just think hard before buying a membership. The memberships can cost thousands of dollars and they can make changes anytime, whether you like it or not, and you either have to deal with it or get rid of it. They don't care what you think! Anyway, have a good day.

    We had the pleasure of staying here over the past weekend. This place is beautiful. The grounds…read moreare well maintained. There are so many things for you to do, whether you are coming as a couple, family, or even solo. They have a dog park, an activity center, tennis courts, basketball courts, miniature golf, a nice pool, and more. Each day we were there, there was a different food truck.

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    The Reserve at Lake Conroe - Or kids and I love the pool

    Or kids and I love the pool

    The Reserve at Lake Conroe - The pool is peaceful

    The pool is peaceful

    The Reserve at Lake Conroe - We love the the lake area

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    We love the the lake area

    Bishop's Landing - View of lake from front of cabin and some of the privately owned tiny house cabins

    Bishop's Landing

    2.8(8 reviews)
    1.4 mi

    This place is now called waters edge. We were hoping with the new company it would have improved…read more We stayed in our camper and the spots are on a muddy sinking hill, making it extremely difficult to level. This resort has half of their fencing broken, which brought stray dogs to wander every day. Employees said there was nothing they could do. This made it difficult to walk my dog. The water pressure actually had no pressure. It would drip out of the faucets. The pool is very large and fun, but the pictures show slides and there are zero. If your looking for a great dog park, your in luck. Looks top notch. The cabins were also covered in dust and dead bugs as well. Will not be back. 2 star for the great pool. Also, wifi does not work.

    This is a beautiful campground that has a good balance of needs for RVers and people looking just…read morefor a weekend getaway. They have fishing cottages that are smaller but nice. My family stayed in one of the larger hilltop cabins, which are absolutely gorgeous. They sleep about 8 to 10 people, with a full size bed and bathroom with shower downstairs. Upstairs has a set of bunks with full on the bottom, another full sized bed and a single twin. Downstairs has a sleeper sofa. Kitchen is fully decked out with microwave and electric stove top / oven. Dishes and pots and pans etc all stocked. Lovely high window stretching 20 feet up faces the lake and a nice deck big enough to have the whole family on. They have a big pool with slides and canoes to rent. Not sure if they changed their name to Waters Edge or if that is just the name of the development overall, because I didn't realize at that most of the area has permanent residents in little tiny home cabins, and I think they VRBO these a lot too. Overall we felt very welcome and had fun. If you're a hardcore fisherman or hiker, there may be some better spots for this, but if you're looking for a nice relaxing spot with balanced activities to just hang out with the family, this is definitely the spot!

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    Bishop's Landing - Ducks!

    Ducks!

    Bishop's Landing - Huge deck for the family... makes for some nice morning coffee sippin and sittin

    Huge deck for the family... makes for some nice morning coffee sippin and sittin

    Bishop's Landing - Water slides at pool

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    Water slides at pool

    Belas - Luxury Resort

    Belas - Luxury Resort

    3.4(9 reviews)
    2.8 mi

    Staying at Belas Resort Wills ,Texas Tiny home (#100) was one of the worst experience my family…read moreendured for a short weekend vacation. Once we arrived at the cabin, and got settled in cabin 100 and we noticed that the TV didn't work in the living room. The internet was so slow we couldn't use our iPads. There were no extra trash bags only the one in the trash can. The refrigerator light and icemaker was broken. Hours later we noticed the freezer was not working so our food defrosted. The beds were horrible.... the queen and king size mattresses for sunken the middle. Felt like we were sleeping on the floor and there was loud buzzing sound all night. There were only 3 face towels and 3 drying towels for 5 people for two days. We called for service and the property manager came over. She could not fix the fridge or the TV. She said she would call maintenance man but he never showed up. We never got more towels, but she did drop off trash bags by the front door. We text and called about the maintenance man, but the property management would not respond. Even after we left on Sunday we never got a respond from anyone. We did not get what we paid for and management was not professional. I will share this experience with everyone I know. Do not stay at Belas , Willis, Texas

    This property had the potential to be a great weekend get-away, however, it fell short…read more The inside of the cabin was clean, well maintained and had the needed items - except for the pans that were non-stick and very damaged to the point that we did not use them. The property itself needs to be given much needed cleaning. There was trash all over the property, half painted decks, boards popping up on the deck with the potential of tripping over and just an overall feeling of yuck. Because the property is actually not on the larger body of Lake Conroe, it was more of a pond with very shallow water. Because of that at times there was a rotting smell from the water. The cabins are VERY close together, so close, you can actually touch the cabins next door. This also results in hearing people stomp to their cabins, at 1am, to the "lake" side of their cabin. Being the middle of March, we expected the pool to be cold, but hopefully the hot tub would be enjoyable - the hot tub did not work - it was colder than the pool. There was a nice cabana type sitting area with a fire pit, but it appeared to be damaged with a bag of rocks on top of it. The lights that were around the cabana were half hanging/half laying on the ground. There is a common inside area that has a pool table. There are missing balls and the pool table is significantly damaged and extremely dirty. There is a beach area which was mostly sand, half constructed cabanas, a torn down fence in a pile for a bonfire. We didn't even go out far onto the beach because it was half sand/half dirt. The bait shop was fully stocked and the employees there were very helpful and friendly. Overall, we enjoyed our trip because we had an amazing time exploring the area and the family time we had together. Again, the cabin meet all our basic needs. The property has the potential to be great, but it is not there at this time.

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    Belas - Luxury Resort
    Belas - Luxury Resort
    Belas - Luxury Resort

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