Al Greenwood is my favorite septic tank pumper and the best uro-fecal removal specialist I've ever encountered. I think he probably is either a deaf-mute, or autistic. He never talks. Wait, that's not true, he told me his fee. (It was a FANTASTIC price which is why I chose him, for the record.)
When he got here, he refused my husband's advances regarding making small-talk, did his job, and left.
It was such a painless experience, I didn't even feel the two hundred dollars leaving my wallet. The whole transaction made me want to take several dumps per day so that we can see him more often than once every three years. Is there some way I can give my entire family diarrhea surreptitiously? Any advice considered. read more