Okay. So I'm pretty embarrassed to write this review. What should I say? Should I get into details? What will people think of me?
You know what? Bleep it. Let's do this!
FYI - commercials on TV work. You may know this as the video rental store when driving by but there's a special room inside... Bring your ID to show you're of age and you move into this adult world of sex toys, videos, magazines, etc.
You're like a kid in the candy store. You want to touch almost everything but know you shouldn't. Random shit comes to mind with every step you take.
"What's that for?"
"Holy shit. People would do that?"
"This can be fun."
"Oh hell yeah."
"Oh I can't wait to get home and use these on you."
So, have it. Roll solo and buy a few kinky things to surprise your wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, mistress, side action, friend with benefits, etc. Or make it a date night and be spontaneous on what you buy together.
I won't get into details of purchases made over the last several years but I'll hint at one item that I'm pretty sure more people have tried than what we typically think, "You're under arrest."
Writing this was fun. And now I know you want to take a trip there. You're welcome. read more