We have had so many bad experiences in here, I can't even begin to tell you. I sincerely wish I could leave an awful review for every time we've been here.
I legitimately think they hire pedophiles. They are so rude, unfriendly and bizarre.
If you're at all on any level a conservative person and look like you maybe go to church and you raise your kids right, you are a target. I don't say this lightly. I'm not trying to be funny. I don't think it's humorous on any level.
I think going into a business should be totally a neutral experience, regardless of what you believe, what someone else believes. I think that everybody should treat everybody else well and with kindness, especially if you're a paying customer at a business. There's no reason to treat children poorly, unless they are total assholes - in that case..let them have it.
I'm genuinely concerned about several of the people that work there being pedophiles and having a criminal record. Again, I don't say that lightly.
Our kids have had really weird things happen to them from employees while they're in the bathrooms, just kind of lingering around. We've been there on a number of occasions, and there are kids that are absolutely nuts, misbehaving, cussing, and carrying on while their parents are either not there or not paying attention, or maybe that's their normal behavior, so there's nothing done about it. That's their problem, and we just try to keep our kids in a different area. It's not my issue to address anyone else or their children. I've seen kids throw balls at the roof and try to knock down asbestos, roof tiles or whatever is up there. I've seen kids do literally everything you can imagine. Kids are kids. Some kids are the absolute worst..when we see some stuff, we just quietly gather our kids and leave.
Our kids are kind and respectful and so well-mannered. Are they perfect? No. Definitely not. Have they done things wrong in their lives? 100%
But we started getting warned every single time we went in there to not break the rules, and they "have their eyes on us", and all of this stuff that makes absolutely no sense.
They fully have been harassing us, and they put notes in that they have to tell us that every single time we walk in. We are literally watching our kids the entire time. I have my eyes on all of the kids just to make sure nothing weird is happening to them, from them, or from anyone else.
The monsters that work here make this place so unpleasant. I can't even begin to tell you.
This place sucks. Period. The people there, especially the big-bellied guy that has earrings and walks around like he's the king of the jungle, is the biggest dickhead you'll ever meet.
He must hate his life. He hates anyone that looks normal, and I think that he honestly is intimidated by parents that see right through him. All I'm trying to do is take my kids to get a little exercise, jump around, have fun, laugh, play, maybe make a friend or two, be all sweaty, get in the car, and go home. The staff and environment here are so bad. I'd rather spend my entire time in the nastiest porta-potty in 110 degrees with my head stuck in the toilet than spend my time around these pathetic losers. We will never renew our membership. We will never come back, and it seriously has me considering opening up a trampoline park for normal people who don't have 50 colors in their hair, who don't have a criminal record around my kids and your kids. These people are absolute lunatics, and I sincerely hope they go out of business and have to go pick up trash in the national forest around nobody except for animals for the rest of their lives. read more
