SUCKTASTIC!
Ill-conceived and poorly executed, Geek Bowl IV was the biggest disappointment of our quizzing year. It's very hard to believe that this was actually the FOURTH annual Geek Bowl these guys have pulled off, considering how badly it all went. The finished product was much like the Oscars in every bad way, complete with self-indulgent presenters and performances that didn't know when to end. Our planned 3-hour evening stretched into a 5-hour ordeal that dragged on f-o-r-e-v-e-r.
Worst of all, the quiz itself seemed incidental to the "pageantry" and was not given the respect it deserved. Questions were read at a frenzied pace, and not repeated at all, even when mistakes were made in the intial read.
The "pageantry," by the way, consisted of a choreographed group dance number by Geeks Who Drink employees (the high point of the evening,) a live music round by a one-man band that featured primal howls and painful screeching feedback from the sound system, and a 5-minute set by a stand-up comic, ostensibly planned to be at the end of the first scoring break; however as the minutes dragged on and on, it ended up being buried inside the longest scoring break ever. During breaks, music was being blasted so loud that our team, despite being huddled around a 2-ft diameter table, had to lean over and shout in each others' ears to make ourselves heard.
Did I mention this was all taking place in PITCH BLACK DARKNESS?? By far the most ridiculous oversight in a long list of amateurish mistakes, the majority of the tables in the venue had absolutely NO LIGHT by which to see the answer sheets.
Obviously there were a few teams who had a heads-up on this issue, because a handful had brought cigarette lighters or little LED lights with them, despite the threats of ejection from the theater for bringing any outside items into the quiz. One girl had (and I am absolutely not making this up, as bizarre as it sounds,) a FRIGGIN' SPELUNKING LIGHT attached to her head, much like this one:
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Our team did not get the memo about BYO-cave gear, so we had to make do with the pale blue glow of the neon beer logos above the bar some 30 paces behind us. Even that scant, buzzing light was only available when each team behind us had their bodies turned and legs crossed a certain way. Any slight shift in body position from a dozen other teams would plunge us into utter darkness again. We were writing our answers completely blindly, with no idea whether we'd entered our answer on the correct line. It was also impossible to scan the page to see if we'd left anything blank.
With the blinding darkness, the sound system feedback, and the dry, overpriced food offerings, the assault on our senses was nearly complete. Then some nearby team implemented the diabolical strategy of letting a rank one at the beginning of each round so we were overwhelmed with the sulphurous stench of methane while trying to recall the name of the geriatric Polident maven or the cross-dressing journalist from Just One of the Guys.
And what's with the ridiculously long scoring breaks? Certainly GWD should have known how long it would take to score for such a formidable number of teams. Why didn't they take EVERY SINGLE present employee and set them to work on scoring each round as it was collected? Instead, these employees were apparently instructed to awkwardly flail about the stage in a drunken stupor to the musical stylings of Journey.
I think GWD summed it up best in their opening video: "You paid 25 bucks for this... SUCKAS!"
Suckas indeed. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice... I forget how the rest of that goes. Anyway, we're wiser now, and we won't be fooled again. Geek Bowl is a waste of time and money.
At least I made off with two fistfuls of free Yelp pens, which inspired me to come home and write this review. read more