Tangee Testament (long-form, Denlanqstarz style)…read more
Whhhooo wheeee -- this is reallyyy ghhooddhhaaa WEEEEED! LSO is a treasure tucked a respectful distance from Main Street and the High School, Lower Lake's gem of talent and smarts. No surprise the land holds an Honor of Sharin' Cali's ƒinest TANGEE.
The taste? Right up there with the legends: Sour Diesel · Purple Urkle · Trainwreck · Blueberry Surprise... maybe even #1 for this turquoise lavender delight. Smooth, balanced, celestial. Like muhhhmuh used to make us (kiddin', but y'know).
The building itself glows the color of a gold finch. Parking lot's got Borax-mine space. A majestic double-door entry guarded by your friendly neighbor -- and once inside: a haze tent, warm smiles, and that sense of "ahhh, we know ya."
And yes -- ATM = TARDIS. Hummin' like a Dr. Who Dalek in zero-g, center stage for the many, many cuztomerz floatin' in and out.
The staff? Tender, knowledgeable ×2, and overflowing with heart. Prices aren't always the lowest in Lake County, but when it comes to BUZZ for your BUCK, LSO takes the crown.
From pebble to brick, the word holds ground,
Cee called it true, now the court's spellbound,
Bee bows, G nods -- long live the crown.
Special shoutouts:
CodEE, always makin' it zimple with a grin.
Mike -- with his tattooed third eye placed exactly where it belongs, and doodle art by his step-kids on his arms. Huge heart, bigger smile, best guide through the haze.
We luv u CodEE. We luv u Mike. We luv this place.
LSO: Denlanqstarz approved
Google Maps Blurb (short + punchy)
LSO is Lower Lake's hidden treasure -- spacious, welcoming, and stocked with Cali's finest Tangee (smooth as legend, right up there with Sour Diesel & Purple Urkle). Building shines like a gold finch, ATM hums like a TARDIS, staff know their stuff (special love to CodEE & Mike). Prices aren't always lowest, but the BUZZ per BUCK is unbeatable.
