I have stayed at a lot of bad motels. And I usually enjoy myself.
This place is the absolute worst. Worst. Ever.
I had trouble with my gas heater thing (wtf? I have never seen this in such a small space) all evening. It's too hot or two cold or out completely. The pilot went out while the gas was on, and I had the owner restart it after I turned it off because I was unable to do so. The owner told me repeatedly that it was IMPOSSIBLE for the pilot to go out on its own, despite that I had just witnessed it, and was really rude about it. At one point I thought the dude was going to hit me in the face for disagreeing with him, and continued to insist that I must have done something to cause it to go out. Ass.
The room reeks of gas, to the point that I called another motel to ask if they had space, so if I die from carbon monoxide poisoning tonight, consider this review my parting gift to the world.
It's also steamy. In the middle of winter. WHY? The mirrors and windows are covered in condensation, and I haven't taken a shower. Honestly, I'm trying not to breathe much let alone get naked and bathe in this 9th circle of hell.
The cable is cutting in and out. Like it's being run in illegally or something; sound goes out, picture shaking, random numbers popping up? Again, why.
Lady bugs on the curtains. Highlight of my stay.
The shower refuses not to drip. Please stop, shower. Please.
Avoid this place. For god's sake, no one deserves this. read more