Overall, this was a very pleasant experience. The gym is actually pretty decent and if you want to do a real workout here first it works well. You will probably find some of the girls that are off schedule doing their things. I pretty much left them alone for their downtime. Some girls were pushy, but other ones were a lot more skilled. Everything in terms of safety and money and security for my items worked well. Be aware that most of the action happens in the lounge and bar area where there is a lot of smoking. It is like a kind of nasty strip club. The edge is feel now €90. Some of the girls will Wander around the other areas, but not as often. I was lucky to catch a girl out there. We had good communication and agreed to go up to a private room. The prices and services were explained fairly and I ended up being very very satisfied with this friendly and sexy encounter. I paid €190 for my experience which did not involve any synthetic products. I would recommend. There is a load more I could say... even a mouthful, but I will leave it to you, dear reader, to interpret my meaning. read more

The reviews pushed me to make my own experience. I followed the advice and went on a Thursday 6 pm. And you shall too go around that time to find more girls! There were around 25 girls in total, from which 5 - 6 were objectively attractive, the rest might be average with fake boobs. Loved being naked under the robe and the sauna, jacuzzi, and cold plunge. Some pushy girls will try to fish you. Just say "not now, i need to relax first" and "I just ate, I'm so full I'm going to explode". The main lounge is where all the girls are and is a smoking area like the whole Berlin is. Is good practice to talk to them like they were your friend, the more you talk to the better you will know who is the best fit. Pick unapologetically the hottest-best-vibe girl. I had the best experience ever with a 23 year old Hungarian girl. Would definitely comeback, €90 for 2 hours of spa, watching and talking to naked women + €70 for 30 minutes in heaven with your chosen one, go figure ;) read more

If you want to relax and have a nice time, it's the right place. Girls are hot like hell.

After sightseeing-walking all day we would visit bars or late night eateries depending on the time. Also, summer evenings weather in Berlin can turn brisk. Anyway, when we were not hungry, or was tired, or was buzzed, this was a go to place instead. This is like a spa or what you imagine a spa is like; saunas, steam room, a large swimming pool, jacuzzi, etc. The building and surrounding area is quite big, with 4 floors. Most people congregate at the middle floor where the bar was however. I liked how the crowds were not drunkards nor noobs tourists, and everyone enjoys their relaxing time, very chill. The door fee gets you AYCD non-alcoholic beverages (alchohol costs but not much more) and AYCE buffet (something about buffet and these type of establishments are universal I suppose). That is all I can say, pretty much - pun intended. read more

If you haven't been to Artemis yet what are you waiting for! This place is an oasis, the hidden gem of all of EU! Great people, amazing atmosphere, outstanding staff. I went on a weekday around 4 pm on a slow day, and it was still an amazing experience to say the least. read more

Great Place, that combines a nice sauna/pool/spa area with hot girls, a bar and decent food. It is really big, has multiple levels and a big parking lot. It has 4 levels/areas. One with pools and multiple saunas/steam room and a massage table. Girls aren't allowed to use the sauna and are only sneaking in from time to time here. One bar area where the girls wait for costumers. Some "cinemas" are on this level too. One area with private rooms and a roof top level with a pool, private rooms and another big sauna. 80€ is the cover, which includes alc. free drinks, buffet food and all access in the club. It's 60€ for half hour "party" with a girl in a private room. The girls are really hot here, most from eastern europe, but they know at least either German or English. The guests are mostly rather old people. read more

This place is a paradise for men..u get a buffet of women's where I am sure you will get ur dream girl..u will get women in all sizes and colours. The place is very clean and once u pay the entry fee of 80euro, u can get all amenities to relax. U will be given keys at the reception to keep ur valuables in one locker and the same key can be used for another locker to keep clothes.the key can be wrapped on wrist and once u r done with a girl she will guide u to the locker. There is a sauna,pool,all non alcoholic beverages are on the house..the buffet lunch is between 11 am to 1400 and then from 1800 to 2200. U can reach out to shanu.berlin123@ Gmail.com for any specifics. Each girl costs u 60 euro for half an hour jib read more

It is a nice place to explore while you are Berlin . The entrance fee is €80 and there are a lot of girls , mostly Romanian, but also are German, Russian, Czech etc. read more

I don't give places a 5 but goddammit this place deserves it. It like shit you see out of a movie the moment u walk in u pay a 80 euro fee but believe me it's worth it, walked in on a Thursday night at 1am and it seemed pretty busy even though 1 of the girls Said other nights are even busier, so ur given a locker key where u put ur valuables in and then that same key works in a other locker where u put ur clothes in to change, then ur given a robe and once u put that thing on ur like Hugh freakin hefner, there's all types of girls ranging from 6 to 9s.girls from Eastern Europe, to German and black. U can go into themed rooms ranging from gym, sauna, jacuzzi, massage area, there's so many places to play in private or in public its soo much fun I spent about 4hrs there my first night there and I will b returning read more

I usually don't do reviews for businesses abroad, since I think Yelp has great ground work to do in certain areas, but I'm writing this review since I think it should be on any traveler's radar. its great place. read more

Hi, Quite some time ago I went to the Artemis, guess last time was like 6 years ago (2013). I have to admit It was quite an awsome experience. Facilities, services, bars atmosphere etc allowed me to spend like a 6 hour break from everyday life. I DO recommend this paradise like place. read more

It used to be probably the nicest brothel I ever visited until the end of 2017 when a law (not sure if german or city or...) apparently forbade prostitutes to perform BBBJ. Most of the girls, before then, did BBBJ to clients they liked (regulars, clean guys, etc...) if required, included in the standard rate of 60 Euro for the (approximate) half hour. I used to get french kissing in the package, too, most of the time. Anal was obviuously not included. The new law, clearly made to be disattended, just gave the girls, through a clever "cartel" operation (more adhered to by romanuians and eastern european girls, in general, not sure if openly or silently approved by the management) to limit the 60 Euro package to bread and butter sex (oral with and fuck) and to request a flat 50 Euro more for any addition to the menu, incl, BBBJ, french kissing and other fancies (some girls, however, still include 69 in the standard package). This almost doubles the original cost of the performance!!! Good for the girls and bad for us clients,as one girl told me? Not sure. The rules at this point are vague, and I suspect that business is slowing down (was there a couple of nights ago and clearly upper grade girls were working at unusually slow rates?) Perhaps market rules are catching up at Artemis? read more