Picture this,
You walk into an unknown burger joint, not knowing what the hell to expect.
You navigate the menu and then try ordering, completely unaware of how their ordering process works...
The overly chipper lady hands you a menu, allowing you to choose from all the unlimited gimmicky fixin's you want (free of charge). You say to yourself, "Yeah! Now I'm justifying the high price I'm paying for this thing!"
You're there waiting, the anticipation starts to build as you smell those fresh aromas coming from the burgers on the grill, and you begin to salivate just thinking about how good that beef will taste in your mouth....
And then....
You take your first bite. You find yourself in fatty heaven. The burger is juicy, charbroiled, and well seasoned. The lettuce is crisp, and the bun is toasted. Keeping that shit all together.
Sounds good right? Well that won't happen here.
Not by a LONG shot.
This is one of the shittiest things I've tasted in quite a while. I think the last horrible thing I ordered was from Tower Dogs, and we all know how that ended.
Now let's examine everything that is wrong with this sad little burger. First of all, I ordered the regular cheeseburger...expecting it to be, well.....regular. What I got was a huge double cheeseburger that looked like a complete unappetizing mess! I don't know if that's how it comes with two patties, or if they just got my order wrong, but I ended up scraping off the extra layer of meat and tossing it in the trash.
This was of course, after having had to excavate my burger...out of the bag to free it from the mountain of Cajun fries it was under.
The meat was totally bland and a bit undercooked. The bun however, is what gave me the most hassle. Each time I gripped my burger, there'd be pieces of the bun stuck on my fingertips GROSS. By the time I ate half of it, my cheeseburger looked totally unrecognizable, as if a two year old went ape shit on it. I threw the rest of it away, as well as the bucket of fries that they give you. Now I don't know how the regular fries taste, since I'll never be back here to try them. All I know is, the Cajun fries were absolutely disgusting, and smelled of urine. It tasted like someone deep fried some cardboard and threw gobs of spices on it to cover it up.
The burger was not worth the $6 price tag alone, and is beyond overpriced for the piece of inedible crap that they give you. Their gimmick is 100% real beef, no fillers, all the toppings you want and have some peanuts yada yada, but that doesn't automatically equate to the food being BETTER! The people that gave this place 5 stars are probably the same people who think Subway has the best sandwiches in town. Oh yea, there's one of those across the way too, which absolutely pisses me off each time I see it LOL! :-[]
Also, I think comparing this place to Wendy's is a huge compliment. I'd choose Wendy's ANY day over Five Guys.
This place suffers from something I like to call THE TRIPLE F
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