Y'all I found motor stains on my tires that it stopped working and I broke down at the airport with…read morethe motor. Sike niggas I drive like a Ferrari

From the owner: The Best Western Fawkner Airport Motor Inn is the ideal place to stay on your next visit to…read moreMelbourne.

This was a good cheap option not too far from the airport before a morning flight. Expectations…read morewere low, and it exactly met them: institutional hallways, cheap minimal furniture, a tiny bathroom with a water damaged door, and a top bunk we had to make ourselves. Located at an intersection of two busy roads, noise wasn't a problem with the air conditioner running. The beds were comfortable.

We came down from interstate and went out of our way to book a large table for 22 so we could…read morereconnect with family and friends from all over Melbourne -- and were absolutely shocked at how badly we were looked after. From start to finish, the experience was appalling. Staff were uninterested, unfriendly, and made no effort to accommodate such a large group other than setting a table and complaining loudly about being understaffed. The menu was a letdown straight away -- we went to order and were then told there was no roast of the day, no chicken nuggets for the kids -- and things only went downhill from there. The food was frankly terrible: undercooked chips, tiny steaks, watery sauces, gnocchi that tasted like it had been dumped in raw tomato paste. For the size of our group, not a single dish was decent. We felt completely dismissed and not cared for in the slightest, despite booking such a large table and bringing plenty of business in. Overall, this was one of the worst dining experiences we've had in Melbourne, and we will definitely never return.

Well, this is another one of the outer suburbs pubs that I visited simply to go and visit some of…read morethe outer suburbs pubs for the explicit purpose of visiting an outer suburbs pub. Okay, I'm not sure why I do that, except that a friend of mine once agreed with me that sometimes it is really cool to go and visit a pub that you have never visited before - and then I discovered Yelp, which means I can record all of the places that I have visited (and share my thoughts on them). As for this pub, well, there really isn't anything special about it, other than being a pub that happens to have motel rooms. Now that I've been here I can set my sights for other places.