My summary review of Montecatini is that it's where you go when you can't afford Florence. That's the unfortunate truth about this leg in my tour with Globus. If you don't opt for the "Tuscan Farm Dinner", you're stuck in a boring town, one parading as something worthy of visit. I know that's cruel but I'll review the hotel where it's appropriate. You have few places to go, and the interesting bits are a ways walk. Where am I going with this? Patience, Skywalker.
On the first day, you have an option to take an evening at a Tuscan farm. This farm is located in another town, Montecarlo (no, not that one). On the second day, you spend most of it in Florence. This may lead you to wonder, as I did, if you spent the majority of your time outside of Montecatini, why on Earth would you stay in it? Good question. I wouldn't be making such a big deal out of it if our hotel had one of those wormhole machines from Contact--you leave for Montecarlo, spend the day, and return seconds after you leave. And that would be a proper use of an anomalous hypothetical warping of space-time, thank you very much. Visiting alien worlds? Pfffft! Let me save a day traveling around Tuscany!
(How can you tell I just watched Interstellar...WOOT!)
You want details on this level of BS before reading about how awesome and worthwhile the Tuscan farm Fattoria Il Poggio is? I knew you would, so let me continue. Our tour took us past Florence from Rome to stay in Montecatini, we then drove to Montecarlo and back on the same day. Then we drove back to Rome to stay the day in Florence, passing over the same road thrice (that's "thrice"). And as you might have guessed, the day after, we drove over the same road a fourth time (quarce?) on the way to Venice. Why not just stay in Florence and then drive to Venice? Globus wastes your time to save money on a hotel. The one saving grace in all of this thankfully is Fattoria Il Poggio, the farm resulting from this colossal detour.
I won't lie, there's a bit of paid DLC going on here, using a video game reference. Visiting Fattoria Il Poggio does cost an additional $70, which covers an impressive dinner with unlimited wine. You're also taken on a quick tour of the farm. But no lie, they do have a shop where you can buy everything they make. Of all the times Globus did that on the journey (and they did it often), this was the one occasion where I didn't notice and didn't really care. The wine was free and ever-flowing. The various dishes were amazing. And when we were all properly tipsy, the music started playing. Our boisterous host shouted and heralded her products with such charisma, you couldn't help but buy her bottles. My mother snapped up wine while I olive oil.
Was it good oil? Let me put it this way: There's a local business in my town I support wholeheartedly specializing in olive oil and vinegar. They are my go-to place and remain it considering I don't actually live in Europe. The quality of their products are beyond comparison. Having said that, upon my return, I emailed Fattoria Il Poggio and ordered fourteen more cans. I'm unlikely to do that again, but that still remains an impressive number.
Fattoria Il Poggio is also...sigh, look, I'm just gonna called it FIP from now on. Yes, I'm copy/pasting each time and you know it, so let's just cut that out move on. FIP is a restaurant, a hotel, a farm, a tourist attraction, all in one. It does each of those competently, servicing every tour group like they were special. Oh yes, I'm onto that; FIP is too out of the way to be a restaurant location, and the tables are all large, meant for oversized parties (though there are exceptions). I don't know how many tours stop at FIP, but I imagine it's quite a few.
The night was cool, and as the rest of my tour danced clumsily under the lights, I wandered around, snapping what few photos I could. We returned to our depressing hotel, believing that of all the optional excursions taken, FIP would be the eventual high point. It was eventually supplanted by Burano, but that was a tough call. Was it worth the massive inconvenience of this part of the journey? Honestly, no...but that's the fault of Globus. If you happen to find yourself in Montecarlo independently, than a visit to FIP would definitely be a suggestion. There are probably a hundred over identical farms just like it, but I only know of this one...and it was good.
Food: 5/5
Service: 4/5
Presentation: 4/5
Value: --/5
Recommendation: 4.5/5 read more