F & M taxi is just some beat up old station wagon with "F & M" stenciled on the side. I'd constantly see this car in the drive-through at various at fast food establishments. I would always wonder if the dude REALLY liked fast food or if he was just picking it up and "taxiing" it to lazy ass people.
Once at a late night party we suddenly realized that we were out of beer and that no one at the party was over 21. We decided that the thing to do was to call the F & M Taxi. I mean, if he was picking up fast food all the time why wouldn't he pick up beer? We figured that even if he did notice that we were all under age, he wouldn't care because he'd want to get his money for the Pabst and the taxi fare.
After thinking it through a little more (not an easy thing to do when drunk) we figured that he probably wouldn't bring us beer anyways, and if he did and he noticed we were all under age, he'd probably call the cops. In the end no one had the balls to day it anyways. So we all just went home. read more