12/16/2016
Dear yelp, It's getting bad, I waited in line for seven minutes this morning. I don't understand why all these egocentric people have to pull in line in front of me? Do they not recognize my truck now days? Why is there not, a special line for me? I do not understand why they hate me so! It's rough today yelp..
If the coffee and service wasn't so epic, I go somewhere else!!!!
12/19/2016
Dear Yelp, today was a good day. It only 3 minutes to get my drink. The line was long but man can those ladies sling coffee. (Yelp, Sling is a slang term for providing coffee. It's not a bad thing). Anyway, the staff is so friendly and nice. Always so smiley and pleasant. When I came up to the window they gave me my coffee and took my money, so efficient. I can't believe how fast they are. They always seem so eager to get me through the line. It was a good day yelp! Thanks Yelp, TTYL....
12/23/2016, oh Yelp! It's the day before, the day before Christmas and they mock me... I pull up to the coffee stand, and these people are just siting in line mocking me! I have to be at work Yelp! Why do they do this to me? I come here because of the epic coffee, amazing customer service and delightful cheer provided by these amazing servers. I just don't understand why they can't return the gratitude. Sure I could go up the road where the lines are shorter, the coffee is a little less good, and the customer service is similar to buying burial plots! But I am not whiling to trade all of that, I just want them to have an express lane for me Yelp! Its a rough snowy day Yelp! The service is too good to pass up!
12/27/2016 it must still be Christmas Yelp! I showed up today, and no line. I got right in and waited for my coffee like everyone else always does. I felt like a super start today Yelp! It was a good day! I like waiting for my coffee, it gives me time to talk to such great people. It's fun to watch them runs around like busy bees, Yelp! Everyone on a mission with total focus and dedication. When the line began to form behind me they hustled to move me a long. I love it here Yelp, it's the bees knees!
1/6/2017
Dear Yelp,
It's been a few days, I come back and they mock me. They wave and smile through the window as if laughing at me in line! It's getting worse, it's like they know I'm yelling about them, they just keep smiling and deliver flawless service every time. They never seem to acknowledge my wait in line. They simply hand me my coffee, accept payment and send me on my way. The whole time smiling and laughing and being super nice! It's a scam Yelp! They get you addicted to coffee like a dealer, then sit back and watch us crave it! The service is too good to be true!
4/14/2017
It's not good today Yelp! I've been gone for a while and when I come back, the line is out to the street! They have moved on, they are serving so many other people now, it seems like they forgot about me! "WE WERE ON A BREAK"! And they moved on. Yelp, they were running around serving up their amazing coffee to everyone, not just me! I can seem them through the window running around like feral cats, smiling and laughing, talking to every schmoe like they were old friends, as they pass their carefully crafted and delicious drink through the window. Here I am at the back of the line hoping they don't run out of smiles and positive attitude by the time I get there. This line is absurd Yelp! Too many people love this amazing coffee!
04/17/2017
I see them in there mocking me, doing there little barista dance around the booth as they sling there ever so delicious caffeinated life blood.
Do they not realize I see them, smiling and laughing with each customer, giving them "Top Notch" customer service to accompany their amazing coffee? HOW DARE THEY make me wait in the long line!!!! I really wish other coffee stands had even a margin of this type of service coupled with epic coffee. I'd go there!!! But I can't, I know I would just be disappointed, let down and wishing I could go back! They got me Yelp! They got me stuck like wedgie at Walmart, I'm never getting out!
05/07/2017
It must be some sort of sorcery! I believe these caffeine slinging sirens are mocking me at this point! I must have missed the wide reaching message, that must have been sent to the entire freaking town, to, "emotionally devastate" this guy! The line gets longer and longer each day!!!!! People please stop going here!!!! Sure the coffee is amazing, the service is legendary and each sip of this dark liquid heaven caresses the entire body like the hands of Aphrodite herself have cradled your heart... but seriously I've got stuff to do. They expect me at work (most days) and need this coffee to maintain my sanity and general jolly nature. It's a bad one Yelp, the line was out to the street again. Yelp, I see them dancing around in the booth, mixing their joyful and indulgently fantastic coffee drinks! I waited forever! read more
