Y'all I found motor stains on my tires that it stopped working and I broke down at the airport with…read morethe motor. Sike niggas I drive like a Ferrari

From the owner: The Best Western Fawkner Airport Motor Inn is the ideal place to stay on your next visit to…read moreMelbourne.

I'm not surprised that there is at one review on the internet (not Yelp though) that begins with…read more'this is the first, and the last, time that I am going to step into this place'. Okay, I could have just opened my review with that statement but if the guy who originally used that phrase in relation with this pub would probably sue me for plagirims. However, due to it's name, I simply couldn't resist the temptation to throw it into mine as well. Anyway, one time it was the first pub you would hit when driving into Melbourne from Sydney, and the last pub you would pass when you where leaving Melbourne (at least that is what they claimed). Anyway, this place surprised me a little bit namely because the pokies room have a wild west theme, so when I step in here the first time (and most likely the last) I looked into the pokies room and said 'wow, that's different'. Okay, it intrigued me, and I must admit that I thought it was pretty cool, but other than that this place was, well, pretty ordinary. Hey, they didn't even have a beer garden (and I like my beer gardens). Still, at least the wild west display was pretty cool.

Stopped by here with a friend for a quick beer as we just missed a train. I'm not sure if we just…read moredidn't see it, but there was no-where to just sit down and enjoy a drink. It was either sit in the pokies area or sit in the TAB area. That's not my idea of a relaxed beer.

This was a good cheap option not too far from the airport before a morning flight. Expectations…read morewere low, and it exactly met them: institutional hallways, cheap minimal furniture, a tiny bathroom with a water damaged door, and a top bunk we had to make ourselves. Located at an intersection of two busy roads, noise wasn't a problem with the air conditioner running. The beds were comfortable.

We came down from interstate and went out of our way to book a large table for 22 so we could…read morereconnect with family and friends from all over Melbourne -- and were absolutely shocked at how badly we were looked after. From start to finish, the experience was appalling. Staff were uninterested, unfriendly, and made no effort to accommodate such a large group other than setting a table and complaining loudly about being understaffed. The menu was a letdown straight away -- we went to order and were then told there was no roast of the day, no chicken nuggets for the kids -- and things only went downhill from there. The food was frankly terrible: undercooked chips, tiny steaks, watery sauces, gnocchi that tasted like it had been dumped in raw tomato paste. For the size of our group, not a single dish was decent. We felt completely dismissed and not cared for in the slightest, despite booking such a large table and bringing plenty of business in. Overall, this was one of the worst dining experiences we've had in Melbourne, and we will definitely never return.

Well, this is another one of the outer suburbs pubs that I visited simply to go and visit some of…read morethe outer suburbs pubs for the explicit purpose of visiting an outer suburbs pub. Okay, I'm not sure why I do that, except that a friend of mine once agreed with me that sometimes it is really cool to go and visit a pub that you have never visited before - and then I discovered Yelp, which means I can record all of the places that I have visited (and share my thoughts on them). As for this pub, well, there really isn't anything special about it, other than being a pub that happens to have motel rooms. Now that I've been here I can set my sights for other places.