The owners here make the NICEST and I mean THE THICKEST NICEST CHIPS EVER. I go there whenever I'm…read morein portrane but every time I do, I get the chips and I'm always pleased with the service!

I have had fish & chips several places in the world, living in california, i have tried it at many…read moreIrish and english pubs. But i have to admit HANDS DOWN this is my favorite place in the world to eat fish and chips. The twin husband and wife team that run this restaurant are extremely friendly and welcoming people. Its a small place that has several sit down tables to dine in. The fish and chips is one you have to try for yourself but for me its a place i crave al year long and a must visit spot when i return to Ireland. If you ever find yourself in the area please visit pipers and when done take a quick stroll next door and have a few pints at The Brooke Irish Pub.

The 5.50 pizza and chips takeaway special is what attracted me to Mario's. This is a seriously good…read moreprice for a 7 inch pizza (has to be margherita) and french fries with garlic sauce. The pizza base was really nice, and the chips were hot and freshly cooked. I received my meal within 10 minutes of placing my order. Good service, good food, good price. Nice. There is a sit down option in the small diner-style restaurant, but the prices are higher, and if it's a nice day I would highly recommend taking your meal over to the Malahide Marina and soaking up some sunshine.

I went there with a few friends. We were 5 and they allocated us in a 9-seat table. After checking…read morethe menu we decided to order two pizzas and tap water. The waittress accepted and trasfered the order to the cook. After a few minutes, a friend of us joined us in the table. She ordered just a coke as she didn´t want to eat anything. The waitress replied they couldn´t carry on with our order because we hadn´t order a total that covered 9€ each. That non-sense rule made us to discuss about that and the cook just replied it was not a good business to sell 2 pizzas and a coke for 6 people, in a 9-seat table. We felt terrible as we behaved polite and we ordered a rationable amount of food taking into account the time it was (night) and the local was half empty. After arguing and realising there was no more explanation than exclusion by classism, we asked for the complaint form and the only answer we got was: we don´t have that. Anyway, we left really disappointed, being sure we will not repeat in there. For one of the guys in the group, it was the second time she suffered a discrimination like that because of the money you are supposed to spend as a customer in their business.

Worst staff ever. After i've specified that i don't want onions they put onions in all my order…read more Alfredo the guy who answered when i call to tell them that they did a mistake, he start to shout with me and was very rude telling me that is not true what i wrote. I was reading from my email received from Just Eat with my irder and he start to scream at me telling me that i have no reason. With staff as him definitly this shop will lose lots of customers. It was first time when i order something and will be the last time for sure. Managment have to take care with this kind of staff!! They are payed to make the shop to lose money.

I work nights in malahide and often drop in for the lunch around closing time. The little fella…read morebehind the counter thinks he's something. Ignorant to his staff and customers, if he wants to go home just close the door and stop sending out under cooked food thats compared too when the tall fella with tattoos is there food always nice and always having the banter a top notch bloke it's like two different places

Great food and great portions! Service was decent , the only…read moreproblem that I had was it took a very long time to get a table. Other than that I had a great experience there! You can never really go wrong with Nandos.

Always Banging a-bit pricey but its worth it ,wait time can get long too but they have a great…read moreclub card system which includes free food after a certain amount of purchases

This chipper take away opened up in Feltrim Shopping Centre over a year ago. I have gotten take…read moreaway a number of times and was never disappointed. As chippers go, the chips are Fresh, soft and tasty. The service is super fast. It opens late, what more could you ask for.

Service is very good. Everyone is very friendly and the special deal on Thursday's is a god send…read more However the food is very hit and miss particularly the chips which we get every time. More often than not the chips taste like they've been sitting out for ages (which they possibly had). All in all pretty good value for money and the delivery service is very prompt.

Smashing chipper. Don't know about previous reviewer but we've been ordering from here about once a…read moremonth for the last 10 years and it's always been fresh and cooked to order food all the time. Staff are always pleasant and friendly. The chips are excellent. Pizza is gorgeous too (a lot better than you get in most restaurants). Midweek specials are excellent value e.g. 12" margarita pizza and garlic bread for a fiver.

Food is well too over priced for what you get ,Orders always wrong and food is either under cooked…read moreor burned wouldn't recommend this pizza chain

Huge fan of Domino's Pizza in Swords! I've called for collection and had it delivered and its…read morealways piping hot. The best pizza has to be the sizzler (I love spicey) and as Jennerifer R points out, you can't go wrong with all the vouchers on offer. Always ask for extra sauces, you can never have enough! Domino's is my favourite pizza and the outlet in Swords is perfect for house parties.

Never going again Everytime I have been there they mess up…read moreorder They just don't care Won't be back

Extremely poor overall. Poor overall food just dumped into bags unside down, staff don't careread more

I used to avoid McDonalds,the 'smell' of the food being cooked was not appetizing, and the loo's…read morewere worse in terms of whatever cleaning product they used in them . Recently , due to hunger, and finances, I went to the McD in the airport and got a surprise. I ordered the €2 'Double Cheeseburger' and the crew member asked me if I'd like anything extra free on it (except the 45c 'extra bacon' ),so I ordered 'extra lettuce and sliced tomato and hold the pickle' . Now, I KNOW McD isn't the bee's knees as regards gourmet dining, but compared with some of the other offerings costing 3 times as much at Dublin Airport I think McDonalds are leading the way in regards to taste for your Euro !

Since the rollover from Macaris to Roymaos this franchise has fallen well below sub-par standard…read morewith their quality of food. Fish and Chips are served soggy as I presume the oil is not hot enough to ensure a crisp finish whilst having flaky fish or the fish is not being cooked long enough. We have had nothing but trouble with fish and chips with soggy breading to undercooked breading of which numerous complaints have gone un-noticed and they fail to make good on bringing back their quality food under Maracaris. Fish needs to be freshly dipped in batter and not par-baked and then fried again regardless of demand, nobody likes soggy fish and chips. Pizza options have dropped since the change as well. The pizza needs a little more cooking underneath but I believe this happens less when the demand is less as their policy is free in 30 minutes however free doesn't make up for ill-prepared food. Romayos also advertises as a Diner. Having 2 seats which are barstools does not constitute a diner. Diner has a collection of seats so at least 3 couples can share a meal with ample room in a dining area. However clever the marketing scheme to put Diner to give the impression of a sit-down does not live up to its meaning when 2 seats are available. Macaris and Romayos needs to please step up their game to their prior good reputation but until then I would recommend to stay away as you will not be satisfied. Michael